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About Me


Joseph Michael Zitur is GOD
How could we have missed it all this time?
'What will your Headline be?' at QuizGalaxy.com..Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 100% Spider-Man 85% Iron Man 70% Hulk 60% Catwoman 55% Superman 50% The Flash 45% Wonder Woman 35% Robin 30% Supergirl 25% Batman 20% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
Naturally Smart
You're a naturally smart person. Your intelligence comes to you naturally, rather than from instruction - and you are better with applied or more real-world things... which comes in handy, here in the real world.
20% applied intelligence
60% natural intelligence
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Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.comYour results:
You are Chewbacca Chewbacca 82% Han Solo 80% Lando Calrissian 80% Boba Fett 76% Qui-Gon Jinn 71% Luke Skywalker 69% Obi-Wan Kenobi 68% Mace Windu 68% R2-D2 65% Anakin Skywalker 59% Sure you're tall and hairy,
but you've got heart!
(This list displays the top 10 results out of a possible 21 characters)
Click here to take the "Which Star Wars character am I?" quiz...
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 36%
Stability |||||||||||||| 56%
Orderliness |||| 16%
Altruism |||||||||| 36%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 56%
Religious |||||||||||| 43%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Individuality |||||||||| 36%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 30%
Female cliche |||| 16% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.comI am 23% Idiot.
.. I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people. Take the
Idiot Test
@ FualiDotCom I Knew It.I am 74% Video Game Addict.
.. Video games are a big portion of my life, maybe too big of a portion. They are not a means of social interaction, despite what I might think. I should just go outside. Take the
Video Game Addict Test
@ FualiDotCom Big SurpriseI am 48% Geek.
.. You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the "normal" crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing. Take the
Geek Test
@ FualiDotCom I Prefer Nerd, Thank You Very Much.I am 38% Punk Rock.
.. Well, I may know what punk is, but... Okay maybe some people think I am punk, but is that enough? Nope. Take the
Punk Rock Test
@ FualiDotCom I adopted a cute lil' dragon fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
Your Birthdate: November 22
While sometimes employing unorthodox approaches, you are capable of handling large scale undertakings.You assume great responsibility and work long and hard toward completion.Often, especially in the early part of life, there is rigidity or stubbornness, and a tendency to repress feelings.Idealistic, you work for the greater good with a good deal of inner strength and charisma.An extremely capable organizer, but likely to paint with broad strokes rather than detail.You are very aware and intuitive.You are subject to a good deal of nervous tension. What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You Are Absinthe
You are a sloppy drunk, purposely so If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun Truth be told, you tend to prefer drugs to drinking But you'd never pass up any absinthe that came your way! What alcoholic drink are you?

Stoner


75%

Loner


69%

Drama nerd


50%

Punk/Rebel


50%

Goth


31%

Geek


19%

Ghetto gangsta


19%

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader


13%
What..s Your High School Stereotype?
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Your Political Profile


Overall: 30% Conservative, 70% Liberal
Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You?Take the quiz:
Who are you and your best friend like?

Cheech & Chong
You and your best friend are adventerous and, well...stoned alot. You like to just chill and keep life as easy as possible.
Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook! Which Of The Seven Deadly Sins Are You? (Detailed Answers + Beautiful Anime Pics In Results!)
You are the fourth deadly sin: Anger. Anger is another sin of the Devil, and one of immense importance and fiery power. The consequence of this inflaming and indwelling passion is to feel vengeance in one's heart. This sin escalates to rage, obliterating all but negativity within body, mind and soul and results in murder and war. Often seen in icons, Anger is a creature stabbing himself in the heart with a knife.Your Devil: Satan.Your Animal: The Boar.Your opposite: Patience.Your element: Darkness.PLEASE RATE & MESSAGE!!!
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You are pretty much the coolest animal, a Liger.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Whoever wants to meet me, talk to me, compliment me, insult me, or just say something funked up.

Music:

Anything Rock, Metal, Punk, Butt, Classic, Golden Oldies, Ska Rap, Hip Hop, Reggae, Classical, and the occasional Country song, pretty much anything that isn't pop.
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Movies:

Braveheart, Star Wars, LoTR, Harry Potter, Quentin Tarantino Films, Stanley Kubrick Films, Kevin Smith Films, Ralph Bakshi Cartoons, Pirates of the Carribean, Last Samurai, Spiderman 2, X-Men 2, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Ninja Scroll, Sin City, Jackie Chan Films, Jet Li Films, Bam Margera Stuff, Hero, Last Hero in China, Rush Hour 1&2,

Television:

Southpark, Aqua Teen Hungerforce, Sealab 2021, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, American Dad, Simpsons, Punk'd, Viva La Bam, Jackass, David Letterman, Conan O'brien, Ghost in the Shell, Paranoia Agent, Samurai Champloo, FLCL, Stand Up Comedy

Books:

Anne Mccaffrey's Pern Series, Harry Potter Series, His Dark Materials Trilogy by Phillip Pullman, The Giver, The Dark Tower series by Stephen King, Fantasy/Sci-fi

My Blog

A longer beginning of a story

    The wind blew mercilessly, only worsening the already bone chilling night. If he had been anyone else, the cold would most likely have claimed him hours ago. But he continued on, hi...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 04:51:00 PST

The Wrong Song

i wrote this earlier today, took me about 45 minutes, not a whole lot to it. its not talking about anything in particular, but whatever (punkish) Whadda ya do when the right tell you wrong? Are you ...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Agnosticism, Religion or Lack There Of

So I'm trying this blog thing out. Everyone else is doing it. Does that make me a poser? I'm bored and this is helping. There's not a whole lot else to do. Alot of this will be random, and not really ...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST