God gave us a gift. The gift of talent and huge penuses. God gave you a curse. They are called ears. Use them.
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Member Since: 05/05/2006
Band Website: www.myspace.com/tsotsumi
Band Members: Mike-drums n vox & Mike-guitar n vox
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Sounds Like: You do not define us. We define you. Liking Tsotsumi is an art comparable to that of sucking a peanut butter and cottage cheese sandwich through a girls butthole. Yes, we have sex with nuns and priests. Yes we do enjoy backrubs from our parents. Yes, we have experiminted with Drilldos on various speeds. No, we will not penetrate your disgusting hole just cuz you are in a band and think we are cool. We are in a band AND we are cool. So fuck off and munch some rug, you dirty lesbo.
Record Label: Sony
Type of Label: Major