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Bootycakes

I want to travel the world...

About Me


Here's the scoop... I am Crazy, Intelligent, Eccentric, Giggly, Liberal, Opinionated, Fun-Loving, Sexy, and have one helluva HOT ASS!!! I'm a nutty chick who really is short- but what I lack in height I make up with stilettos, wedges, platforms... energy and everything else! That's a lie...I'm a more of a flip flop girl. But, if you're lucky enough to catch me in the stilettos- watch out! I've got legs and I know how to use them!
I have a potty mouth. I use the words shit & fuck way too much. I love how the word jackass just rolls off the tongue. I refer to my girlfriends as hookers and hooches. It's a term of endearment, really!!
I am a chapstick addict, Keanu Reeves fanatic. I've got a phobia of fish, but I LOVE sushi. I have a sick fascination w/ mullets. I am decisive and yet, infamously indecisive. I decided to move & got a killer apartment. And yet, here it is a year later- and I still can't decide on curtains or blinds. Decisive, yet indecisive.
I am brutally honest (if you aren't brave enough for the answer, don't ask the question), utterly blunt, completely random, and can talk my way out of any situation. I have been known to make people cry. I'm not saying I'm proud of it, but it's a skill I've got. So, if your thin skinned...woman/man up!!! I don't have patience for bullshit, time wasting, big babies or people who can't accept responsibility.
I'm a big fan of heated discussions with open minded people. I'm insanely frustrated by closed minded people. I like to think that I'm always right, but will readily admit to it when I'm not. I've got a curious and dirty mind that is always wandering.
I've got a mad case of wanderlust. I'm all about traveling. Next stop...the WORLD!!
I make a killer cheesecake, but I think that cheese in a dessert is WEIRD- it's like carrotcake. Carrots do not belong in a dessert... Myspace Comments

My Interests

good food (eating out or homemade), dancing, reading and writing, cooking, exploring Los Angeles, travel, hair and make-up, clothing construction, root beer, orange skittles, current events, checking out local talent, the beach, the nba, music, movies, knitting, bananas, spontaneous adventures and experiences that lead to crazy and entertaining stories, things that vibrate, people watching, and of course Keanu Reeves.

I'd like to meet:

George mother fuckin' Clooney

Music:

Not in any particular order...ok wait! Madonna is and always will be first...the rest aren't in any particular order...

Madonna, Rod Stewart, Prince, Audioslave, Aerosmith, Guns-N-Roses, Busta Rhymes, Bad Religion, Social D, AFI, Outkast, the Temptations, Elvis, Maroon 5, Soundgarden, Lil John, the Cure, goldfrapp, Eminem, Depeche Mode, Michael Jackson, the Beatles, Patsy Cline, Incubus, Harry Connick Jr., J5, Kylie Minogue, Pink, Jeff Buckley, Marc Broussard, Tupac, Snoop Dogg, Erasure, the Used, Scissor Sisters, the Killers, the Roots , No Doubt, Chris Isaak, Beastie Boys, Fugazi, JayZ, Cypress Hill, Juanes, Method Man, Motley Crue, Poison, Kiss, Dixie Chicks, Christina Aguilera, Dilated Peoples, Tribe Called Quest, Violent Femmes, Pearl Jam, STP, Velvet Revolver, Ben Harper, Rage Against the Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, System of a Down, Las Orishas, Green Day, Dr. Dre, Belinda Carlisle, LL Cool J, Breakestra, Xzibit, My Chemical Romance, Gorillaz, Celia Cruz, Mos Def, Shakira, Bloc Party, INXS (w/ Michael Hutchence), the Kooks, Ray LaMontagne and Kelly Clarkson (I'll admit it!!)...

Movies:

American History X, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Pretty Woman, Clueless, the Birds, Point Break, Y Tu Mama Tambien, the Matrix Trilogy, Star Wars (4-6, not 1-3), Rush Hour, Martin Lawrence- You So Crazy, Flashdance, The Crow, Mean Girls, Friday (the 1st, maybe the second, but that last one bit a BIG ONE), the Sweetest Thing, the Little Mermaid, Pirates of the Caribbean, Bad Santa, Coming to America, Harold & Kumar Go to Whitecastle (this shit was HILARIOUS!!!), Somewhere in Time, Closer, Sin City, Moulin Rouge, Some Kind of Wonderful, Dirty Dancing, Waiting, Cinderella, Something New, Chicago...

Television:

DVR really is the devil. I'm ashamed to admit to the additional SMUT that I am addicted to. Here's the list... All My Children, General Hospital, LOST, Nip/Tuck, Dirty Sexy Money, Big Shots, Gossip Girl and whatever that new show is w/ Christina Applegate!

Books:

Tess of the D'Urbervilles, Becoming Madame Mao, Like Water for Chocolate, I Know This Much is True, The Good Earth, anything Shakespeare, Night/Dawn/the Accident, Delta of Venus, The Twentieth Wife, Erections Ejacutions Exhibitions and General Tales of Ordinary Madness, Oedipus Rex, Arabian Nights, Catch 22, The Giving Tree, Memoirs of a Geisha, Geek Love, Three Kingdoms, House of Leaves, Flyboys, Little Women, the Earth Children's series, Where the Wild Things Are, and Charlott's Web (it makes me cry every single freakin' time!!)

Heroes:

Madonna and Mother Teresa- what can I say? I'm fascinated by the whole Madonna/Whore Complex.

My Blog

Shenanigans...

It is NBA/David Stern shenanigans that has two teams that were previously some of the absolute worst teams in the nba playing each other in the championships...dare i say i suggest that this was all f...
Posted by Bootycakes on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:20:00 PST

The Jumper

He jumped, I swear.  Please do not call the SPCA or Humane Society on me!Meet the love of my life...Killer Peanut!  Thus far, he loves the blues and kroq.  He is not a fan of jazz. ...
Posted by Bootycakes on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 09:20:00 PST

Juiced!

Say what you want, but I want a woman in the White House in 2008!GO VOTE!!!
Posted by Bootycakes on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 02:45:00 PST

a good night story

but really, i'm just an who hatesand people who make me feel like i am always in.I am irritated by people who live by the sayingbecause you know who else didn't want to grow up?and look at where he is...
Posted by Bootycakes on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:58:00 PST

the O.G.

...and no, i'm not talking about the Original Gangsta.  i'm talking about the Olive Garden.why are your sodas always flat?what is up with the server bringing me less than half of a bowl of soup?&...
Posted by Bootycakes on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 09:33:00 PST

the Chronicles

Lena Headey, while hot is no Linda Hamiltonand why do the real people seem flatter than the robot/machines?  Where is Arnold when you need him?...
Posted by Bootycakes on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 06:33:00 PST

Its time...

...when the split ends have split ends, it's time for a haircut. I'm on the verge of grabbing a bic....
Posted by Bootycakes on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 10:07:00 PST

The Colorblind Hypocrite

She's committed the cardinal sin....what she thought was a blue hoodie, is really a black one.  And much to her chagrin she paired it with brown suede booties.  I may have to break up with h...
Posted by Bootycakes on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 09:00:00 PST

Ice Cream. You Scream. We All Scream for Blow Up Dolls!!!

The November 2007 issue of Bible Cosmo says"Your ice-cream -flavor preference may decide what kind of guy you'll mesh with, says a recent study.  Chicks who like vanilla tend to be into PDA and p...
Posted by Bootycakes on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 10:20:00 PST

Sugar DADDY

Oh how I love thee Mr. Rufus Humphrey...but, oh how Gossip Girl tricked me...Damn all you people who told me that DVR would be a good thing!!!Much love to everyone on this super early Sunday morning!A...
Posted by Bootycakes on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 03:10:00 PST