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Captain Rachael

love... just another form of suicide

About Me

[GOOD FRiENDS] will be there to bail you out of jail ; but your [BEST FRiENDS] will be sitting next to you, laughing & saying "damn that was fun!"
[G00D FRiENDS] will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough ; but your [BEST FRiENDS] will look at you trippin over you're own two feet & say "bitch, drink the rest of that. you know we don't waste that shit"
as much as i love the french, i think this is insanely funny, so watch this and make sure you have volume :) http://www.big-boys.com/articles/frenchtroops.html
There are going to be times in your life when all you want to do is lay down in the middle of the road.
Just know that no matter how many times you feel like laying there I will always be there to block traffic.
remember when we were little? getting high meant swinging at the playground. the worst thing you could get from boys were cooties. mom was your best friend and dad was your hero. your worst enemies were your siblings. race issues were who ran the fastest. war was a card game. the only drug you knew of was cough medicine and wearing skirts didn't mean you were a slut. the only thing you smoked was the tires on your bike. the only thing that hurt was a skinned knee and the only things that could get broken were your toys. life was simple and carefree, but what i remember most was wanting to grow up.
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72 THINGS YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT ME ;-)
1. My name is Rachael.
2. I'm afraid of facing my back to open doors at night.
3. I listen to political music.
4. I love gay people.
5. I watch the news.
6. I own countless rap CDs.
7. I own something from Hot Topic.
8. I have used a fake ID to get into clubs and bars.

9. I hate stupid people.
10. I kill bugs.
11. I hate fake people.

12. I have worn pajamas to class.
13. I shop at Abercrombie & Fitch.
14. My hair is still its natural color.
15. I appreciate honesty.
16. I loved Go Ask Alice.
17. I take cough drops when I'm not sick.
18. I can swallow pills.
19. I've ran multiple red lights.
20. I hate Mr. Peters, my old al-trig teacher.
21. I am usually comfortable with being me.
22. I don't usually get bored.
23. TyPiNg LIeK diS anNoyes mEeeh UGH!
24. I've kissed a stranger.
25. I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
26. I've sworn at my parents.
27. I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
28. I've gotten stitches.
29. I think dorkiness is attractive.
30. I wish I knew how to speak Italian.
31. I've gone on a blind date.
32. I've been to Europe.
33. Sometimes I wonder what's going on over in London.

34. I've thrown up in school.
35. I've eaten sushi.
36. I've been snowboarding and skiing.
37. I absolutely love taking pictures.
38. I've liked someone even though I knew I shouldn't have.

39. I can sing the rap to the “Fresh Prince of Bel Air”.
40. After I saw Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure I kept saying “I know what you are, but what am I?”
41. I get annoyed when I don't get to finish telling a story.

42. I still have my Pogs collection and know exactly where it is.
43. Laughing turns me on.
44. I sing in the shower.
45. I talk to some people I don't like because I hate being rude.
46. I love to vaccuum.
47. I talk in my sleep.
48. I think way too much for my own good.
49. I talk really fast and mumble sometimes.
50. I think it's funny when girls wear so much makeup that their faces become incandescent. I think it's funnier when they wear so much makeup that it rubs off on the guy they're kissing.
51. I want the world to see me.

52. I shave my legs.
53. I hate racism.
54. I have kissed someone of the same sex for Truth or Dare. And one night it was just because we were all so drunk.

55. I wonder a lot who I'm going to end up marrying.
56. 3 places I wanna go to: Antartica, California, and Thailand.
57. I don't know whether or not I believe in a thing called love.
58. I enjoy country music.
59. I love my best friends.

60. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
61. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
62. I've fallen asleep on the phone.
63. I fall in "lust" more than in "love".
64. Chicken and cheese quesadillas are AMAZING.
65. I have paid for an entire meal in coins- with very few quarters.
66. I love french braiding hair.
67. I've driven to a different state to see a band I like.
68. My best friend is in rehab.

69. The movie the Nightmare Before Christmas makes me happy.
70. I love setting things on fire.
71. I waited at Barnes and Noble the night that "Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince" came out.
72. Someday I hope to have sex in a library.

I'd like to meet:

george bush so i can kick his ass

Music:

hip hop, rap, reggae, reggatone, rock, alternative...
112 - 2pac - 3 doors down - 50 cent - akon - all american rejects - ashanti - aquabats - beyonce - biggie smalls - black eyed peas - breaking benjamin - bow wow - busted - chris brown - ciara - counting crows - crystal bernard - d12 - daddy yankee - dr dre - eminem - faith evans - fabulous - gay pimp - hilary duff - incubus - janet jackson - jay-z - jesse mccartney - jermaine dupri - kanye west - lil jon & the east side boyz - lil kim - lil scrappy - linkin park - lloyd banks - ludacris - mariah carey - marilyn manson - mike jones - missy elliot - metallica - mobb depp - mortality fades - nelly - olivia - panic! at the disco - papa roach - paul wall - paulina rubio - petey pablo - pharell - pink - pretty ricky - r. kelly - red hot chili peppers - saliva - sage francis - sean paul - shakira - snoop dogg - sounds of serenity - spearhead - taproot - tech nine - the game - the killers - three days grace - three doors down - T.I. - TLC - toby keith - tony yayo - no fx - VI3 - xibit - ying yang twins

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Movies:

anchorman, any freddie or jason movie!, coach carter, dirty dancing: havana nights, finding nemo, out cold, pirates of the carribean, pirates of the carribean 2, raise your voice, remember the titans, saw, saw II, saw III, step up, the shining, wedding crashers...

Television:

entourage! veronica mars and greys anatomy, too. that 70s show, best week ever, and spongebob are also real good.

Books:

burned - crank - dreamland - go ask alice - kama sutra - smack - noughts and crosses - someone like you - speak - twelve

Heroes:

all the soldiers that are serving our country, whether it's in iraq, san diego, japan, or here at the great lakes naval base in north chicago. all of the firefighters and police officers that serve us and everybody that helps others in their daily life..

My Blog

R.I.P. Bernie Soya

Bernie, I can't believe you're gone. You were always so much fun and could always make everybody laugh. They say the good die young, and boy are they right. Teen found slain was a star swimmer By Ruth...
Posted by Captain Rachael on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 12:14:00 PST

R.I.P. Ross Trace and Danny Bell

You won't ever be forgotten Ross Trace and Danny Bell! May God be with you, where ever you are. I miss you so much already.   Tragic homecomingPolice suspect alcohol, drugs played role in crash t...
Posted by Captain Rachael on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 10:20:00 PST

without your love, i would die

One night a boy and a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy t...
Posted by Captain Rachael on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 01:53:00 PST

stupid monkey!

okay so you know how there are squish-the-bug-and-win-a-playstation-2 and fliip-the-quarter-into-the-shot-glass-and-get-a-$50-gift-cer tificate-to-target? well theres a hit-the-monkey-and-win-a-free-xb...
Posted by Captain Rachael on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 05:06:00 PST

survey from sam

LAST PERSON WHO- - - -x. Slept in your bed: scott x. Saw you cry: rachel x. Made you cry: rachel lol stupidest reason ever x. You went to the movies with: rachel and scott x. You went to the mall with...
Posted by Captain Rachael on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 01:47:00 PST

confused as hell

okay i just have one question: why cant a girl and a guy be best friends? because its not your fault if you're just more comfortable around guys than you are girls. lets face it, girls can be pretty&n...
Posted by Captain Rachael on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 12:31:00 PST

a bit of advice

dont throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you've got a glass jaw, you should watch your mouth because if you dont, you can get yourself into trouble like none other. not like i know. pers...
Posted by Captain Rachael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST