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Lars

if life gives you lemons, bitch about lemons.

About Me

Hmm... well i dont like myspace too much. uhhhh. hmmm. well. what am i supposed to put in this section anyway? what about me? i have been stung by a bee 14 times in my life. is that what you wanted to know? my bee sting history? because quite frankly i dont think thats really important. its like the story of the turtle and the hare. you know, the one where they have a race? well like the hare was a natural athlete and the turtle wasnt. the turtle however was well connected with the south canadian mafia, and as the hare was about to win the race and save his families farm from the turtles vicious real estate company (who had recently been accused of shady business dealings and drug smuggling operations), the turtle had the hare kidnapped, broke both his legs, and ditched him somewhere off the road in tijuana. that actually isnt a fact about me. i guess i put it in the wrong section.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lars
Birthday: March 22.
Birthplace: in a hospital room
Current Location: the computer
Eye Color: green/blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: theres a cereal called heritage flakes.
The Shoes You Wore Today: I only wear jetpack boots.
Your Weakness: Bullets, i would imagine.
Your Fears: Blackula
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni?
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I really need to stop collecting orange peels.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I am not the walrus (as previously indicated)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Whoa i was sleeping. how weird.
Your Best Physical Feature: Tall?
Your Bedtime: 8:00 PM or 9:00 on weekends =D
Your Most Missed Memory: i miss that memory of that thing.. cant remember cause its missing.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: whats with all the tea questions? its starting to piss me off.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither.
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Fuck no.
Do you Sing: Fuck no.
Do you Shower Daily: Fuck yes.
Have you Been in Love: whats with all the tea questions? seriously? yep
Do you want to go to College: sure hope so.
Do you want to get Married: depends
Do you belive in yourself: lern to spel. its "believe" yep
Do you get Motion Sickness: yea
Do you think you are Attractive: pretty much
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: kinda
Do you like Thunderstorms: racist bastards they are
Do you play an Instrument: yea
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: they come in bags.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: yes.. for i am a tease!
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: being shot to near death, falling into a volcano as a bald eagle swoops in and steals my heart and takes it to an aztec shrine where i await to be ressurected. that would probably be cool
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: older
Is your name Kyle Asselin:: how did you find me!?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown or hazel.
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: short or long, doesnt matter
Height: morbidly obese. no wait, NOT morbidly obese
Weight: oh shit i put that obese stuff in the wrong column!
Best Clothing Style: uhhhh wtf?
Number of Drugs I have taken: why is this in the "boy/girl" section? this is about ME!
Number of CDs I own: again.
Number of Piercings: not 1
Number of Tattoos: not 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: regret is kinda counterproductive.
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My Interests

Video/ computer games.... "hanging out with friends" .... .... .... wait, i have to put more? CANT I JUST HAVE MY KIDS BACK YET!?

I'd like to meet:

The president of dinosaurs. hahaha yea right everyone knows that the dinosaurs were a patriarchal society, silly me.

Music:


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Movies:



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Television:

In Soviet Russia, TV watches you.

Books:

nerdy stuff, duh.

Heroes:

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