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Dan

Buy the ticket. Take the ride.

About Me

Exhibiting outstanding qualities in the discipline of Awesomeness since 1982.

My Interests

Telling the story, playing, lazy afternoons, $7 leader, the Red Sox, sport drinking, unfiltered cigarettes, the first two weeks, old school polaroids, dueling with Arbong, live music, late night, keeping you entertained.

I'd like to meet:

A mute woman, about waist high, with no teeth, soft gums, and a flat head I can rest an ashtray on.