Shut Yo Entitled Ass Up! |
I was going through some paperwork when I found a fax that we had gotten, at work, from The Zoi Greek Directory. It reads [with editorial response]:The Leader In Fraternity And Sorority Media At Over...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 01:39:00 GMT |
Extenze |
There is finally a product out there that can make you last longer and that will increase the size of that certain part of the male anatomy. I had the privilege of watching the Extenze Infomercial, e...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 00:41:00 GMT |
Career Opportunities |
Career Opportunities(Strummer/Jones)The offered me the office, offered me the shopThey said I'd better take anything they'd gotDo you wanna make tea at the BBC?Do you wanna be, do you really wanna be ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 00:31:00 GMT |
Infomercial Wars |
Scientists have proven that if Billy Mays yells at someone enough, they'll buy anything. Why in the fuck do I know who this guy is, anyway? I see the Sham-Wow guy is doing another commercial. In wh...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 00:39:00 GMT |
Boom Goes the Dynamite |
Last Friday, about noon, I awakened to a loud hissing sound that seemed to be coming from the attic. I was -6 the night before, so the most likely culprit was a busted pipe. However, I didn't recall...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 01:07:00 GMT |
People with whom I share a birthday |
This is not a self indulgent ploy to get presents or birthday related attention. I was just surfing around and discovered that I have a birthday anniversary in common with arguably the most brutal dic...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 03:23:00 GMT |
The Adult Bookstore |
I delivered a pizza to College Books (really!!!), and I asked the clerk, Jennifer, "How's it going?" She responded that somebody had just come in and asked her how to use a buttplug. I sug...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 14:38:00 GMT |
Ice |
On Tuesday, I stepped outside at 5:45pm to discover a world covered in ice. This included my car and every surface on which I walked. I scraped a couple spots on my windows and started down the road...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 00:42:00 GMT |
Fantasy Football Update |
OBAMA OWE ATE - Boogie Down FF League - 10 Teams, 1 Free Leaguer - $25 ea.I'm currently 10-3 and in second place based on points. I had an 8 game winning streak that was bookended by losses to the gu...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 08:36:00 GMT |
Bad Driver Alert |
I had the same stupid-ass bitch cut me off, twice, tonight. Somehow, six hours apart, this girl managed to pull out in front of me two times demonstrating questionable judgment (if not depth percepti...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 12:28:00 GMT |
