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COMMENT ME
W3RD V0Miitt
DON'T ADD ME IF:
-You're a guy and you wear makeup.-You're under the age of 15.
-You have colors in your hair that you'd find in a crayon box.
-Your pictures are of a car you probably can't afford.
-You're a girl I don't know personally.
-You're one of my sister's friends.
-You're wearing so much makeup in your pictures, you need a chizzle to get it off.
-A huge flash is concealing your hideous face in your pictures.
-You're adding me from a contest profile.
-Your band consists of 14 year old wanna-be-h4rdc0r3 pussies.
-Or if your band just sucks.
-You already have 748574511796285 friends on MySpace.
-You're XXX and it's advertised all over your page.
-You have pictures of you drinking or smoking weed.
-You're fat.
-You're half naked in your pictures.
-You have a retarded noun, adjective, or verb after your name as your MySpace name. (Such as Murder, Massacre, Carnage, Curbstomp, Chaos, Cannibal, Killer, or Genocide) You're all pussies and you all claim to be individuals, but now you all have the same MySpace names, goodjob.
But more importantly:
DON'T THANK ME FOR THE ADD IF YOU ADDED ME, FUCK STAIN.
My name is Natalia.
I'm 15.
I'm 5'3".
I like eating cereal out of christmas mugs, hot fudge sundae poptarts, vanilla scented candles, being reminded I'm loved, and burning polaroid pictures. and I'm afraid of the dark.
I ALWAYS smell good:
DISLIKES:
-Tomatoes.
-People who don't shower. Some of you kids need to go back to 6th grade health and learn PROPER HYGIENE.
-People with bad breath. Tic Tacs weren't made for nothing.
-Guys who ask for noodz. I'd rather not take pictures of myself wearing limited to no clothing and show it to a horny bastard over the internet so he can touch himself, thanks.
-People who don't wash their hands. God only knows where your filthy hands have been. We've been given the gift of antibacterial handsoap, take advantage of it.
-People who can't write or spell properly. We went to elementary school for a reason, retards. Did the words Hooked On Phonics or even a fucking dictionary ever occur to you?
-Kisses that mean nothing.
-Goth kids. I honestly don't know what you little shits are trying to prove, but the only message you guys are conveying is that you guys are damn weird and need to wear less make up.
-People who drag me into their own drama. If you're one of my good friends, I would glady kick someone's ass/bitch someone out, but if you're just pissed someone was talking smack on you, get over it. It's fucking 2007, everyone talks smack on everyone.
-13 or 14 year old girls who dress like complete skanks or convey the message that they are skanks all over their MySpace.
-People who are always depressed or angry. Chances are people don't want to hear about your sad pathetic life or how no one understands you. See a fucking therapist.
-Hot Topic. That store will never be/was never a cool store.