Im Lori.
Pronounce it how you like.
I dont care.
Im at South Tyneside college doing media, photography and psychology.
I was originally doing law, biology and english but it was far to academic for me, that dosent mean im stupid though.
Im thinking about dropping out and getting a normal job, like a normal person.
I live in Sunderland and I surprisingly love it.
I have the biggest family ever but I never see them.
You may have heard from my friends that I love the bum, I don’t.
I have 3 girls called Kate, Abi and Bekah.
I love them more than Subway.
I don’t knw why cos the three of them are twats.
I reckon ‘Sunday’ should be changed to ‘Subday’.
Yeah?
I am a dirty smoker I hate it and im trying 2 quit, so if u could tell me I smell of smoke and have yellow teeth id really appreciate it, it may make me quit.
I doubt it though.
I really like sarsaparella tablets and crisp sarnies. I love how my favourite shoes only cost 6 quid.
I have a thing for Jonathon ross and Eli out of Emmerdale.
I cant believe Ben got kicked out of X factor, im still trying to get over it.
I have a job serving smelly old ladies tea, I really need another one though so I don’t have 2 wear holey shoes ever again.
Loads of people think im ignorant but im really not im just quiet.
I know that monsters don’t live under my bed but it still makes me nervous to hang my feet over the edge.
I don’t have a Christmas tree this year and im barred from the amusements.