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About Me


Name: MIKE JONES
Birthdate: THE BEGINING OF TYME
Birthplace: SAINT LOUIS
Current Location: DENVER
Eye Color: BLACK
Hair Color: BLACK
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 160
Piercings: 1 EAR
Tatoos: 3
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nope
Overused Phraze: I DONT GIVE A fuck
FAVORITES
Food: SCRIMP
Candy: DODE
Number: 1
Color: GREEN
Animal: PANTHER
Drink: WATER
Alcohol Drink: JOSE
Bagel: FUCK NAW
Letter: I
Body Part on Opposite sex: MOUTH N PUSSY
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: NEITHER
McDonalds or BurgerKing: MCDONALDS
Strawberry or Watermelon: WATERMELON
Hot tea or Ice tea: NEITHER
Chocolate or Vanilla VANILLA
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: HOT CHOCOLATE
Kiss or Hug: ASS GRAB
Dog or Cat: LIZZARD
Rap or Punk: SCREWED N CHOPPED
Summer or Winter: SUMMER
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: FUNNY
Love or Money: MONEY
YOUR...
Bedtime: WHEN EVER I PASS OUT
Most Missed Memory: UNCLE MIKE
Best phyiscal feature: ME
First Thought Waking Up: MONEY N HEAD
Goal for this year: LIVE THRU IT
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Weakness: NONE
&..39;Fears:' NONE
Heritage: KING TUT
Longest relationship: 4 YEARS
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: DAMN RYTE
Ever Smoked: ALL DAY LONG AND SUM
Pot: PURP
Ever been Drunk: YEP
Ever been beaten up: FUCK NAW
Ever beaten someone up: HELLAS
Ever Shoplifted: YEP
Ever Skinny Dipped: YEP
Ever Kissed someone of same sex: FUCK NO
Been Dumped Lately: YEP
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: GREEN
Favorite Hair Color: BLACK
Short or Long: LONG
Height: 5'11"& UNDER
Style: freakz.......
Looks or Personality: both
Hot or Cute bad
Drugs and Alcohol: dode & yac
Muscular or Really Skinny: thick- azz n titts
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: None
What country do you want to Visit: Banghcok
How do you want to Die: rich as fuck
Been to the Mall Lately: not 4real
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep
Get along with your Parents: my tjones
Health Freak: no
Do you think your Attractive: yep
Believe in Yourself: all day long
Want to go to College: yep
Do you Smoke: yep
Do you Drink: yep
Shower Daily: yes
Been in Love: yep
Do you Sing: nope
Want to get Married: nope
Do you want Children: got 2
Have your future kids names planned out: nope
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: way to late
Hate anyone: bush n em
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

A MEXICAN WIT THA GOOD PLUG!

Music:

EVERYTHING SCREWED & CHOPPED N I MEAN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!

Movies:



I cant 4get tha PORNOS!

Television:


Theif ,CNN, Headline News, The Unit, Heist and anything gangsta or that can b put to sum type of usefulness.

Books:

Behold the Pale white Horse