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About Me

Hello all, I know you have been waiting for me to add something new to my myspace but there just hasnt been enough people in my friends list to put forth the effort of getting creative enough to blow your minds with a site so amazing it would.... BLOW YOUR MINDS!!!! the first blow your minds wasnt enought i needed it one more time with capitols and exclamations points. So to my four friends who I have honored with the privlage of approving there request to join such a magnificant ultra exclusive myspace site such as mine, get ready for the time of your lives. Lady(as of now yes there is just one lady but soon you will pass the word) and germs hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha just kindding you are not germs. Lady and gentlemen have your ticket stubs out and ready you are about to enter the exciting life of LANCE DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDILLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh hello, I didn't even see you all come in. welcome to my life, wow where do I begin? I guess I'll start from the begining, long long ago in a little town called Bettendorf at a new years eve partiiiiwwaaannt you to want me i need you to need to need me i love you to love me (the music in the background it blaring as the party only intenseifies with fun. We spot carol and rusty in a corner drinking rum and coke and most likely green lizards.) "I don't feel so good rusty these are to strong" (carol says with a glazed look in her eyes.) "well do you want some water" (rusty says with caring in his voice) "Sure" (rusty goes and gets her some water, 9 months later I was born) i misspelled a lot of stuff on my slide show, it was late and ill fix it later.... when i get a ditionary

My Interests

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Movies:

back to the future, back to the future 2, back to the future 3, life auqatic with steve zissou, rushmore, bottle rocket, royal tennenbaums, pulp fiction, from dusk til dawn, satans cheerleaders(do you guys remember that one, it was rated pg yet it showed full frontal on lots of hot cheerleaders)i think im gonna like the new transformers movie, texas chainsaw massacre the entire series from the 70's up until the new ones, all the nightmares on elm streets, all friday the 13ths, all haloweens except for the erd one season of the witch, which had nothing to do with micheal myers and even had a preview for haloween 2 playing on a tv in the movie, it was weird, and swingers and made.

Television:

the office, family guy, tom goes to the mayor, war at home, and anything else on tv.

Books:

i have a great collection of 3 yearold playboys in the bathroom and i reread those all the time, im to cheap to get a new subscription. speaking of old playboys it looks like they are gonna have a new series on E! about hefs girlfriends, i cant wait til it s premiere.