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Michael

She said I can go Fishing Tomorrow

About Me

This sucks, who really cares what I have to say about my self?? It's all bullshit. I'm a mean bastard!!! Now get off my lawn!! Damn kids!!!I dont like the Friend Requests that are all about spam, so quit sending them to me.. I know you want me to go to your web cam site..... If you want me to look at your ass then call me and we can schedule some ass time otherwise leave me out. Your a whore anyway

My Interests

Let's see..... I'm a Fly Fisherman first and formost!! I love the outdoors and tend to stay outside even at home.. I'd rather not sit on my ass and watch TV... We Ninjas are like that, of course there are indoor Ninjas as well but they dont sit around eating Bon Bons!!!! I love to cook so stay the hell out of my kitchen unless you want to....... Natalie did cook for me the other day.. It was great!!!

I'd like to meet:

I am in love with the Greatest Woman!! She is going to have to remember that I am a Ninja and that I spend a lot of time fighting evil. Her Name is Natalie and I met her of all places on Yahoo Personals. It really works. I am gone, lock, stock and barrel. Hook, Line and Sinker!!!!I asked her to marry me the other day.... She said yes!!!

Music:

Alternative, 80's Alt, Lyle Lovette (He's a Crooner) Almond Bros (actually they put on the best show except for the spinning Hippies, The fuckers smell) PUNK!!! THE JAM!!!!! Mr Weller!! Psyco / Rock-a-Billy.. Video Code

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Movies:

Great Expectations is one of my all time Favroites!!!!! Great interpertation of a great book!!!Any Broken Lizard Production (cept Dukes of Hazzard. On principle.. have you seen it???)

Television:

I really dont watch it.. I canceled cable to read more... Being a Ninja takes a lot of my spare time.

Books:

Memoirs of a Geisha was a great book.. I read it years before the movie was even thought of!! I'm in the Harry Potter series now because my 9 year old Niece says so..... And she means it!!!

Heroes:

Dr Hunter S. Thompson And My ParentsAny and All Service Members!! I did my 7 years!!!!