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Knocking things off shelves, topping someone's insult, walking to work, getting people drunk, memorizing things, police chases, underwater spelunking, free beer shirts, a nice clean toilet, nailing things to my wall, showing up fashionably late, speed-dialing, making grilled cheese sandwiches, the Kennedy Assassination, crazy people, watching Judge Mathis, basting, fishing for white perch, being a team player, showers, standing in the rain, reading things on bathroom walls, timepieces, rising to the occasion, foosball, sidetracking, being me, shaving, fucking with rodeo clowns, pretending not to be a dickhead, insufficient funds, self inflicted stupidity, coffee drinks, Royal Farm's Italian Cold Cuts, firing people, speaking from the heart, pouring for my homies, being right, wearing novelty t-shirts, adjusting to an environment, being a foul mouthed hooligan, turning corners, accomplishment, relaxing, answering important calls, metaphors, irony, sarcasm, relieving myself, chivalry, medieval war, a slap in the face, state parks, being frightened, waking up, living it up, suboardination, roster changes, cafe mochas with 3 shots of espresso, descending, get togethers, Bratwurst, vanilla ice cream, time alone, knowing what day it is, pulling up a chair, raising the roof, tearing the roof off the sucka, spaghettio's w/ meatballs, a faster..more effective way to surf the internet, air conditioning, being the target, add-ons, walkoffs, slam dunk it, whip it, flip it and fly, that B-O-O-T-Y oh my, wiping my butt thoroughly, yelling at my cat, photographing weird shit, and pink puppies.
Someone who can fart the entire "Star Spangled Banner", anyone with an American Express black card who has a high alcohol tolerance, Scary Spice, John F.Kennedy, a guy with more than 10 toes, my dad's father, Gordon Ramsay, Jack Black and Kyle Gass, anyone with the last name "Douchebag", Tiny Tim, Timothy Leary, Tommy Chong, The World's Greatest Mechanical Bull Rider, Sammy "The Bull" Gravano, someone with a penchant for buggery, George Carlin, and the guy who wrote the song " Thirty Point Buck".
Dave, Interpol, Cake, George Clinton, LCD Soundsystem, The White Stripes, The Raconteurs, James Blunt (inside joke), Keller Williams, John Mayer, REM, Cold, Coldplay, Curtis Mayfield, Death Cab for Cutie, Tenacious D, Radiohead, WuTang Clan, Tribe, Tim Reynolds, Ray Charles, Chuck Berry, Jimi Hendrix, ALL Bluegrass, Snoop (Old Snoop), Two Skinnee J's, Run DMC, Green Day, Godsmack, Laughing Colors, Jarflys, Hoobastank, Pink Floyd, Bob Marley, Franz Ferdinand, THE KILLERS, Ben Folds, The Flys, Dre, 30 Seconds to Mars, The Roots, Rusted Root, Tom Petty, Foo Fighters, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Blue October, Lemonheads, Bush, Soul Asylum, Collective Soul, Jepetto, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Tool, Shinedown, Breaking Benjamin, The Smashing Pumpkins, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, String Cheese Incident, The Bridge, Stone Temple Pilots, Sponge, Dandy Warhols, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Blink 182, Crash Test Dummies, Live, Sublime, Mountain, The Who, The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Coltrane, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Drowning Pool, Warren G and Nate Dogg, Onyx, Beastie Boys, Wyclef Jean, Richie Havens, Liam Lynch, Modest Mouse, Dave Tieff, Eric and Cajun, Fishbone, Kula Shaker, Beck, Prodigy, Fatboy Slim, Jamiroqui, Kaiser Chiefs, Carbon Leaf, Pearl Jam, Jimmy Buffett, Frente, The Chemical Brothers, Jimi Hendrix, Clapton, Frampton, Allison Krauss and Union Station, Soggy Bottom Boys, Ralph Stanley, Widespread Panic, James Brown, Medeski Martin and Wood, Tito and Tarantula, Nine Inch Nails, White Zombie, Marilyn Manson, Jurassic 5, A Perfect Circle, Depeche Mode, Tears for Fears, Duran Duran, Umphries McGee, The Fray, The Calling, Dead Prez, Angels and Airwaves, Fort Minor, Snow Patrol, Slayer, Metallica, Jepetto, Eminem, The Doors, The Urge, Kanye West, The Church, Crash Test Dummies, Barenaked Ladies, Men At Work...the list will go on.
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O' Brother, Where art Thou?, Goodfellas, Team America World Police, The South Park Movie, There Will be Blood, No Country for Old Men, The Green Mile, Tommy Boy, Billy Madison, Trainspotting, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Goonies, Spiderman 2, Baseketball, Friday the 13th, Phantasm, The Replacements, Joe Dirt, The Aristocrats, Office Space, Rain Man, The Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, Up in Smoke, The Departed, Nice Dreams, 300, Hustle and Flow, Glory Road, The Longest Yard, Half Baked, Van Wilder, Waiting, Zoolander, Dodgeball, Revenge of the Nerds, Grosse Point Blank, This Boy's Life, Gangs of New York, Image of an Assasination, Fire in the Sky, Farenheit 9/11, March of the Penguins, Toy Story, Commando, Cinderella Man, Walk the Line, Dreamcatcher, Cocoon, The Abyss, Predator, Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, Star Wars, Superman, X-Men, Fargo, Something about Mary, Cable Guy, Ace Ventura, Grandma's Boy, National Lampoon's European Vacation, Uncle Buck, Better off Dead, Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Cooler, The Shining, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Sneakers, House of Sand and Fog, History of Violence, Casino, Saving Private Ryan, Blackhawk Down, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Splash, Roxanne, In the Line of Fire, Big Fish, Lethal Weapon, Die Hard, Falling Down, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Dodgeball, Money Talks, Meet the Parents, American History X, Malcolm X, Dead Presidents, Days of Thunder, Ready to Rumble, Shallow Hal, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Hostel, Enemy Mine, Edward Scissorhands, The Matrix, Caddyshack 2, Shaun of the Dead, From Dusk 'til Dawn, Ray, Friday, 8 Mile, Training Day, American Beauty, Hoosiers, The Basketball Diaries, Gladiator, The Lost Boys, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Alien, Batteries not Included, Fantasia, Pulp Fiction, Armed and Dangerous, Groundhog Day, Leaving Las Vegas, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, Any Given Sunday, Police Academy 1,2,3,4,5,6..., Ultraviolet, Jiminy Glick in Lalawood, Weather Man, Derailed, Crash, Resevoir Dogs, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Nightmare on Elm Street, Beetlejuice, A Nightmare Before Christmas, House of Flying Daggers, Sleepy Hollow, Kill Bill, The Wall, Wizard of Oz, Lord of the Rings, Ghostbusters, Blade, Napoleon Dynamite, Elf, Boogie Nights, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, A Mighty Wind, What About Bob?, Clerks, One Crazy Summer, Flatliners, Hellraiser...
Anything to do with serial killers, catastrophe, crime, humor, or white trash.
What do you know about Ray Finkle?.......Soccer style kicker graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," the first and only pro-athlete ever to come out of Collier County and one hell of a model American!
That guy who shot the 1000lb Hogzilla, the inventor of sliced bread, Abraham Zapruder, Tony Todd, trash collectors, Louis Scolnick, my mother and father, nurses, people fighting for the cause, roadies, the Clinton Administration, The Who, Cab Drivers, Toll Booth workers, Sasha Baron Cohen, Powdered Toast Man, and last, but certainly not least, my grandfather, Eugene Michael Brennan. He spent the better part of his life as a drug and alcohol counselor. He has helped a lot of people and has also saved many lives. May he rest in peace.