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Amy

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About Me


I'm Amy and I've recently hit my chicken wall. I never bring my sleeping bag to work but I take the last train to Boxville every morning. I smell books. I wash my hands after I touch the SEPTA. I have a low tolerance for people who say "good" when they mean "well" and "I" when they mean "me." I enjoy carving sculptures of my crushes out of yams. Bad things happen to my pets when they're seven. I'm a sucker for sappy songs about fathers and daughters. I always misread "now" and "know" when they appear next to each other in print. I love dogs.I wish I could go to school for the rest of my life. I'm absolutely positively migraine-ly allergic to cigarette smoke (but if I had a vice it would be smoking), the smell and taste of citrus make me barf, the taste and texture of seafood make me ill too. I don't drink and have never been drunk, which makes me a cheap date and the default designated driver. Rumor has it I was a drug-dealing prostitute. I always pay for the coffee of the police officer or military person in line ahead of me. I don't understand what the deal is in Philadelphia with the chicken bones on the subway tracks and the hair extensions on the sidewalk. My favorite number is sheven. I do acrobatics at work.
Dude! You're 99% from Massachusetts!

Dude! Me and Sully and Fitzie and Sean are gonna hit Landsdowne tonight after the game, hang out at the Beerworks. I'll pick you up at the Coop at 6.
How Massachusetts are you?
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Chinese Sock Man From Jamaica, Fruit Lady, Carol Mellenbeck, the CGS Woman, Benny Lava, a detective/lab director/publisher, Vinny Trela, and someone who can build me a low-vision work station.

For God's sake, please feed the panda!

adopt your own virtual pet!

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