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Johnny Lloyd

Outside the sun is shinin', seems like heaven ain't far away.

About Me

I'm a 24 year old senior at Oklahoma State University. I'm a satirist, a patriot, and recently banned from Yahoo! Answers. I am the lights in the skies .

My Interests

Science, post-jokes, suicide bombing my liver, being arrogant and self-righteous, XBox, guitar, Minnesota Vikings, scheming, devising, genetics/genomics, At1g28340, my cat Jack, self-destruction

I'd like to meet:


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Music:

Sigur Ros, Elliott Smith, Against Me!, Sufjan Stevens, Damien Rice, Coldplay, At the Gates, The Alkaline Trio, The Killers, Jimmy Eat World, The Agony Scene, Godspeed You! Black Emperor and post-rock in general, ambient music

Movies:

The Rock, The Godfathers, Sin City, Star Wars, Big Fish, Napoleon Dynamite, Signs, The Kill Bills, Amelie

Television:

The West Wing, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Futurama, Seinfeld, ATHF, Metalocalypse, Lost, Scrubs, The Office

Books:

Shitty 70s sci-fi, non-fiction

My Blog

Overheard in the LOST Writers Room This Summer

"I feel like we need more characters."
Posted by Johnny Lloyd on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:32:00 PST

C.O.B.R.A.

Last night a team of intellectual elites and myself played trivia at Joe's. We were known only as The Cobras. We dominated. All on the team brought some strength, but none was more important than C.O....
Posted by Johnny Lloyd on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:04:00 PST

Recent Studies: Game Over, Evolution

Cell phone pic taken of a comment notebook outside the evolution exhibit at the KU Natural History Museum in Lawrence, KS.Also,...
Posted by Johnny Lloyd on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:47:00 PST

The Hovel By Night At Christmastime


Posted by Johnny Lloyd on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:47:00 PST

Tonight I Dine On Turtle Soup

It just struck me that Shredder's plan was to kill and then devour the flesh of the ninja turtles, as though that were normal. Christ, we accepted some weird story lines when we were kids.
Posted by Johnny Lloyd on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:23:00 PST

Goulet: "Which fan shall die so that I may live?"

Robert Goulet In Dire Need Of Lung TransplantLooks like Robert Goulet needs a lung transplant. Lets see which fan can step up to the plate prove himself.. ...
Posted by Johnny Lloyd on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:38:00 PST

Birthday Time Kitty

It struck me today that I've been saying Jack is three years old since I got him several years ago. I realized he's five or so now. Growing up strong, just like his dad. Anyway, I also decided he shou...
Posted by Johnny Lloyd on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 02:01:00 PST

Looks Like Theyre Still Pretty Desperate For Endorsers

Know what I mean?
Posted by Johnny Lloyd on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 09:39:00 PST

This Is How We Choose Our President

Obama stops wearing flag pinI'm not sure why, but I'm always surprised by the inane shit they find to report about candidates during the election cycle....
Posted by Johnny Lloyd on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 02:16:00 PST

I Went Jogging Today

SHORT VERSION: I am not healthy.LONG VERSION: I had this bright idea to go jogging around Boomer after class Monday, Wednesday, and Friday mornings. A noble goal, I thought, but perhaps too ambitious....
Posted by Johnny Lloyd on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 09:41:00 PST