Creatives |
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Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 10:08:00 GMT |
Beauty. |
Beauty.
OK. Ladies and Metrosexuals, buckle up I am about to explain your stupid lives to you. The way I see it, you are wasting your time and money. By doing so you are you are affecting me and...
Posted by on Sun, 25 May 2008 08:39:00 GMT |
Gyms. |
The keep fit culture isn't working. If you need further proof get down to your local gym and watch people fumble their way around over priced machinery. You'd think it would be relatively easy to eith...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 10:17:00 GMT |
Tattoos |
Tattoos.
Tattoo’s are the new black and I wish I was talking fashion. Its the time of year were I unintentionally frighten children and intimidate old people and I cant help it. It seems a...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 15:56:00 GMT |
God. |
God.
Break out the Nukes the war is beginning! Many compelling arguments are beginning to lead naïve and impressionable minds down the path of total cultural, spiritual and social annihilation. And w...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:07:00 GMT |
You wont believe a word of this mate and itll probably change the way you look at me forever" |
Ok, sorry firstly, this, if you can really be bothered will take an age to read. But, however, I have been assured that it is worth the effort. I almost laughed as much writing it...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 13:36:00 GMT |
Gingers |
Gingers.
Again I feel forced to address my hatred and once again I am confronted by my lack of humanity on a topic or in this case a "race" of "people". What little soul I have managed to steal or co...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 08:09:00 GMT |
New Age |
New Age. It has taken me weeks since inspiration struck to muster the self-discipline to confess this latest hatred. It has taken weeks of sitting at a computer repeatedly smashing my head off of the...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 14:48:00 GMT |
Various Misanthropy |
For those who take the time to read this...You probably know I hate everything, I just though I would go out on a limb and try to articulate some of the things that have been bugging m...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 18:48:00 GMT |
The undead corpse of Spike Milligan. |
Did I tell you about being followed around by the undead corpse ofSpike Milligan? This was one strange day.
It all started at around 8 am one Saturday, I knocked some guys door toinstall digital TV. ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 04:36:00 GMT |
