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and my pants match my shoes

don't eat the chicken vegetable special at NOT JUST NOODLES....i pissed out my ass for two days....
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 14:37:00 GMT

i got new shoes

dear blog, i spent the day making cookies...it's the second time this week.  i think i'm suffering from cookieyeatitis.  i can't get enough of the shit. chronic muscle tension has got me on ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 01:03:00 GMT

boobies

so it's a lovely day down in crackville...in fact it's sweater weather...so i've taken the opportunity to take a walk around the neighbourhood, put up some stickers and look for cheap t-shirt transfer...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 00:40:00 GMT

chop suey

so there's this woman at work.  everytime she walks by she's got this look on her face like she's just shit herself.  not only that...she's damn annoying...example:"can i take this tape gun?...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 19:16:00 GMT

i can't fuckin believe it

today...of all things...i slipped on a banana peel...a fuckin banana peel..i didn't think that actually happened in real life...so now my ankle's all fuckered and i'm walkin' like a damn ninja...and i...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 05:25:00 GMT

my feet are cold

that is all  
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 02:22:00 GMT

things are good

so i start a new job at 4pm today...it's only a temp thing putting flyers in bags, but it's a start...looks like i'll be moving real soon...some place downtown with my adorable erik...i can't wait to ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 11:23:00 GMT

can't sleep

i got back from peterborough this morning.  spent the weekend funneling beer and torturing colin's downstairs neighbours with grindcore and things being thrown into their porch at random interva...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 23:32:00 GMT

watch out

i got an ipod....and 14 hours of music that'll make you cringe
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 12:34:00 GMT

beer in hand...mike patton in ear

A hierarchySpread out on the nightstandThe spirit of teamSalvation is another chanceA sore loserYelling with my mouth shut A cracking portraitThe fondling of trophiesThe null of losingCan you afford t...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 16:44:00 GMT