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Hellooo! What to say, what to say... well I have blue eyes, blonde hair that is straight but goes seriously curly in wind/rain; am 5'8" with three inch heels on, and about 9 stone. I may be blonde and a bit dappy sometimes but there is no way on God's earth that I'm an idiot. I love emo music but I'm not an emo. I'm very organised and incredible motivated but worry too much. I'm determined and competitive but don't like competition coz I hate losing. I like a good laugh but being a bum is not cool. Don't ever be late in my company! My glass is always half empty. Myspace Backgrounds
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Name: Emma Kirsty Belcher, Queen of the Universe (even though Markus/Amie has nicked the title!)
Birthday: 15th June 1988
Birthplace: Oxford, place of all intellectuals
Current Location: My house, Didcot, Oxfordshire, England, Britain, Europe, Earth, Solar system, Milky Way Galaxy, Universe, ? Though most of the time it's Somerby House, Gilbert Murray Hall, Manor Road, Oadby, Leicester, Leicestershire, England, Britain, etc, etc, you know the rest...
Eye Color: Bluuuuue
Hair Color: Blonde of all blondes
Height: 5' 8" (I wish, only possible with painful heels on!)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty through and through.
Your Heritage: English! We had a mill in the Domesday Book y'know. That's about 1066 for all those numbnuts who don't know crap about history.
The Shoes You Wore Today: My black converse-ish shoes with silver stars on. I can't afford the real deal!
Your Weakness: Chocolate. My first instinct being to cry in any arguement even though I am REALLY ANGRY. Not liking the way I look. Sorry, was I meant to say only one?
Your Fears: Being rejected and losing at anything.
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, spicy chicken and HOT HOT peppers baby!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: God I don't know. Get some sort of decent results in the first year of uni, and again, try and be completely happy
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: 'Bollocks to that!'
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck. Am I awake? Ya sure? Damn it.
Your Best Physical Feature: Nothing really
Your Bedtime: At home: 9pm-10pm At uni: 12am-5am
Your Most Missed Memory: Ooh now that would be telling. But, how can you actually miss a memory?
Pepsi or Coke: Diet coke, none of that sugary shit.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Maccy D's.
Single or Group Dates: Don't care
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate all the way
Cappuccino or Coffee: CAPPUCCINO!!!!!!!!!! Though both are actually coffee, so wouldn't make much of a difference apart from the froth on the top. Mmmm, froth...
Do you Smoke: Hell no
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah
Do you Sing: Do ray me fa so la ti DOOO! Yes, I can't help it but it's BAD, REAL BAD.
Do you Shower Daily: Indeed I do. No greasy hair for me. Then again, at Reading you go five days without showering so is debatable!
Have you Been in Love: Perhaps?! Who actually knows?!
Do you want to go to College: School college or uni college? Please specify. And have/am at both so HA sucker
Do you want to get Married: Someday.... ish
Do you belive in yourself: Not as much as I should. Self doubt is what drives me.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Used to but less so now
Do you think you are Attractive: Hell no
Are you a Health Freak: Well I run three times a week, play rugby and think about what I eat 24 hours a day, but not in the sense of GERMS, AAAHH GERMS WILL KILL US ALL!
Do you like Thunderstorms: As long as they're far away.
Do you play an Instrument: Errrrr..... no, but really want to. Just can't be arsed. Though I can play 'walking in the air' on the piano, now that's talent for ya.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Hmmm.... let me think about that....
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Not as far as I know
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: The Shires and Westgate. If you count them as 'malls'
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: EVIL, EVIL BISCUITS! Made me puke in China like no tomorrow.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yuck
In the past month have you been on Stage: No but in my mind yes.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No but sounds fun
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope, but tempting as a student
Ever been Drunk: Well, that combined with the answer I gave 11 questions ago
Ever been called a Tease: Don't think so, we don't use 'tease', 'taking the piss' is more like it.
Ever been Beaten up: Doubt it, unless being liquidated in rugby counts
Ever Shoplifted: I stole some penny sweets when I was 10, does that count?
How do you want to Die: As painlessly as conceivably possible
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A lawyer earning fuckloads of lolly
What country would you most like to Visit: Switzerland, Kenya, Norway, Brazil, New Zealand, Oz....
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Don't know
Favourite Hair Color: Don't care
Short or Long Hair: Don't really give a damn
Height: No dwarfs thanks
Weight: Doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: NO CHAVS
Number of Drugs I have taken: That would be telling
Number of CDs I own: Well over 100
Number of Piercings: Ears pierced, but would be AWESOME to have my lip done
Number of Tattoos: Nada
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A lot, but never that those regrets take over your life.
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My Interests

Drinking, going to gigs, running, playing rugby, swimming, listening to music, partying, working and playing hard, shagging, laughing, loving and living.

I'd like to meet:

You! An alien. Panic! at the Disco. MCR. Dave Grohl. Brody Dalle. A chav that doesn't say "innit". A pregnant man. A talking donkey, like the one in Shrek, (gotta love good ol' Eddie.) Phil Jupitus. Wait, I've already met him. The drummer from Fall Out Boy. Wait wait, already met him too :-p

Music:

Panic! at the Disco, My Chemical Romance, Incubus, Rage against the machine, Finch, Lost Prophets, Funeral for a friend, InMe, Foo Fighters, Fall Out Boy, Capdown, Reel Big Fish, Taking Back Sunday, Hundred Reasons, Brand New, 65 days of static, the Distillers, Nirvana, Coheed and Cambria, Guns n' Roses, Audioslave, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Queens of the Stone Age, Angels and Airwaves, Jack Off Jill, The Used, Placebo, Led Zepplin, Hawthorne Heights, Alexisonfire, Be your own PET, Robots in Disguise, Bullet for my Valentine, Flogging Molly, The Subways, The Automatic, Less than Jake, System of a Down, AFI, Blink 182, Juliette and the Licks, Hole, Tapping the Vein, Madness, Alanis Morrissette, Skunk Anansie, Tracy Chapman, Enter Shikari, Cute Is What We Aim For, Kids In Glass Houses Bob Marley etc, etc, etc...

Movies:

Not that into films in all honesty but my favourite would have to be 'Austin Powers: Goldmember'. Mike Myers= genius. It's quite ironic that I love gory music, poems and novels yet I absolutely hate any horror/thriller/scary/chilling/adventure films. Oh well. I much prefer the good ol' slushy crap. Bring on 'Dirty Dancing', 'Titanic', 'Bridget Jones'! It's gotta have 'romantic' or 'comedy' in the description or I ain't watching it! Ooh, and of course, any of the Monty Pythons. Absolute legends. 'Life of Brian' is the best British comedy ever. Nay, the best comedy ever full stop.

Television:

Desperate Housewives, Scrubs, and Will and Grace. And of course the almighty Green Wing. I love Sue White: "Men do not cry, they are strong hunter-gatherers, so go hunt, go gather, go and be a total c*nt 'cause that's what you do best", Classic.

Books:

'Hannah's Gift', 'To kill a mockingbird', 'The Da Vinci Code' and 'Birdsong'... can't think of any others!

Heroes:

I don't have one because essentially everyone is human and I believe its wrong to put people on pedestles :-p

My Blog

First week of uni

So, it's very nearly been a week since I've been at uni, but I tell you what it's felt like one of the longest weeks of my life. Not coz it was bad or boring, but because so much has happened it that ...
Posted by Alberta isn't a name it's an alter ego on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 12:20:00 PST

Reading fucking festival

So, the weekend just pasted was spent doing what I love best: ROCKING THE FUCK OUT. And I tell you what it was awesome. Gross toilets which you could see EVERYTHING everyone had done in it and all.Th...
Posted by Alberta isn't a name it's an alter ego on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 01:02:00 PST

Ronan effing Keating

Bad move. Oooooh real bad move. Ronan the talentless twat-face has just completely OBLITERATED one of my most favouritist songs ever. Yes, he covered the gorgeous song that is 'Iris' by the Goo-goo Do...
Posted by Alberta isn't a name it's an alter ego on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 05:43:00 PST

RE: H+B

See Kirstie, now you get why I gave up H B! Oh boy, just wait til you have to get everything off ALL the shelves and stack it again just to wipe off the dust. Fun fun. Please help yourself to my induc...
Posted by Alberta isn't a name it's an alter ego on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 12:08:00 PST

YYYYYYYYaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

I'm very happy at the moment, as I've just finished my last A2 exam! Rock on, three months of freedom!!
Posted by Alberta isn't a name it's an alter ego on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 07:59:00 PST

Howdy!

Ok, I'm still not quite sure about this thing but here we go. I mean, I'm trying my best to change my profile thing to 'female' as opposed to 'male' but will it listen? FUCKING NO!!! Maybe it's trying...
Posted by Alberta isn't a name it's an alter ego on Sun, 07 May 2006 09:46:00 PST