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About Me

I like movies and comic books.

I have a dog named Misty and my hermit crab, Bella, recently died. I can lick my left elbow but not my right, I recently got my hair cut, I don't have a driver's license, and I'm scared of most social situations, heights, and finger nail clippers.

Before I go, I think you should know that no one's better than anyone else, there's no such thing as an average person, cartooning is an art, douchebags are the only truly annoying people, and there's no soda better than Jones Green Apple.

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A Comic About Me and a Giraffe by KC Green

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People and such. Oh, and The Decemberists, Conan O'Brien, and Bill Murray.

My Blog

Some of my Favourite Scenes from Movies

"Cashback" "Bedazzled" "The Royal Tenenbaums" "The Emperor's New Grove" "Punch-Drunk Love" "Anchorman" "Casper" Well, this didn't turn ou...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 05:23:00 GMT

Living, Hypothetically - Chapter Two

Living, Hypothetically-Chapter TwoDwight had never truly noticed the homeless man until the day the homeless man was no longer there. It was much like if a tree you passed every day, and took no notic...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 15:17:00 GMT

Living, Hypothetically - Chapter One

Alright, I've been working on a screenplay, and I'm going to turn it into a novel now, instead, because there really isn't much of a chance of it ever becoming a movie.Also, my two thirty day trial wr...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:01:00 GMT

I’ve Got That Feeling of Impending Death

The other day, I woke up no longer liking Capn’ Crunch Berries.What’s happening to me?!
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 13:06:00 GMT

Longer Lists

These are just longer lists of stuff from my MySpace. Who I'd Like to Meet: Jessica Alba, Conan O'Brien, Bill Murray, Owen Wilson, Will Ferrell, Wes Anderson, Every Member of The Decemberists, All the...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 17:19:00 GMT

Crazy Duck

If you're ever really bored, you could go read my comic: www.drunkduck.com/Crazy_Duck -Mathew
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 15:28:00 GMT

And I'll Cry If I Want To

It's almost midnight...that means its almost the 18th...my birthday. But technically, I was born around 9:30 am, so I won't turn 18 until then.   But even more technically, I was born in Germany,...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 21:11:00 GMT

No Electioneering on Election Day

I guess handing out mints with a candidate's name on at the door though doesn't count. It was a good mint, I'll give them that. Winter Green. Yum. It appears (though some say its too early to say..) t...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 21:22:00 GMT

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Oh boy! The mid-term elections are tomorrow!       It feels like Christmas! I just finished stringing my flashing 'Bloody Eighth District Brand' Ellsworth and Hostetller lights. The Ell...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 23:37:00 GMT

You Should Buy a Derp Shirt

Oh boy...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 19:47:00 GMT