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IDK, My BFF Jill

My Thigh-Cup Runneth Over

About Me

.....................-I am a Colorado native, I have lived in almost every corner of this state at some point in time. I Love living in Denver but I also like escaping to the mountains to camp and fish etc. I am a gal who likes to have fun and try new things, If I havent done it yet then I NEED to do it. I am intelligent, sweet, cute, understanding, open, funny, modest (And easily amused). No, my hair is not naturally -place color here-; yes the blue eyes are real (I tried to take them out once it did not work). I love hockey and football, not really into any other sports but going to any game is always a good time. I enjoy almost every facet of music from jazz to speed metal. I love to read; the weirder and more obscure the book the better. I am a painter not as in portraits but as in, anything else that cannot escape me. I am a little bit of a car nut; I have a weird semi-twisted love affair with the AudiTT (if I could find a way I would marry one and have a bunch of tiny lil TTs running around knitting tiny rims**sigh**) I am a cartoonaholic, I love them all, ALL of them!!! I think that I should put a little disclaimer: I am very ornery and I have a slightly dark and twisted sense of humor. If there is anything else that you would like to know, feel free to ask.

Add to My Profile | More VideosCLICK the Pic below to see the most horrifically true thing I have EVER seen in a cartoon !!

My Interests

Celebrating women of all shapes and sizes.THIS IS THE BEST STORE EVER!!!! Torrid

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Anything that speaks to me, and I can sing with.

Movies:

Comedy, Action, Anything with Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan in it... (I want to be Jackie Chan when I grow up)(unfortunately I think I am too tall and would have to get a few inches hacked off of my legs)

Books:

My FAVE book of all time is: "The Illuminatus Trilogy" by Robert Shea & Robert Anton Wilson Also really good are: "The Cosmic Trigger I & II" by Robert Anton Wilson My Second FAVE book is: "Cat's Cradle" by Kurt Vonnegut (I LOVE ALMOST EVERYTHING BY HIM I HAVE READ) I have read and Love (giggle) all of the Harry Potter books (bite-me) Right now I am reading: "More Black Magic" by Anonymous (the only word that can even come close to describing this book is INSANE)

Heroes:

1. My Seventh of Nine personalities, (she has always really been there for me) 2. Firemen, (the eleventh commandment is: Thou shalt not pass up a fireman) 3. Mohamed Ali, "Float like a butterfly Sting like a Bee" ( That is better than SUN TZU people!) 4. Angelina Jolie, she makes me want to raid stuff

My Blog

My Top 6 reasons to date a FatGirl...

  #6)      Fat girls block out the sun's harmful UV rays, protecting everyone from the dangers of skin cancer.   #5)      When a fat girl ta...
Posted by IDK, My BFF Jill on Thu, 10 May 2007 03:10:00 PST

For no apparent reason...

this song is stuck in my head... I mean I knew Whitney was trying to make a come-back I just didn't know she was starting with the inside of my head. If you read this and it gets stuck in YOUR head. Y...
Posted by IDK, My BFF Jill on Thu, 10 May 2007 02:51:00 PST

I can't sleep...

And so my blog readers will suffer... I feel like writing so I will probably post something I have actually written as well. But for now... stuff I have non-written. what is funny is, if you read all...
Posted by IDK, My BFF Jill on Thu, 10 May 2007 02:43:00 PST

Mirrors are a good thing... on so many levels.

             People never cease to amaze me.  I myself am ornery as hell, and if anyone does something stupid in my presence they will more t...
Posted by IDK, My BFF Jill on Wed, 31 May 2006 06:09:00 PST

FOR SALE!!!

FOR SALE:  Slightly used Ghetto Evaporative Cooler. This little gem of a cooling system has very few moving parts so it is VERY easily maintained. Compact sleek design  will always leave one...
Posted by IDK, My BFF Jill on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 10:13:00 PST

um... WTF!

Seriously dude, are you fucking kidding me?  "A woman's waist always throughout her life is to be the same exact circumference as her head."-Carolina Herrera, fashion designer...
Posted by IDK, My BFF Jill on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 02:23:00 PST

Heifer My Heifer Part1

Me- "Hi, my name is Cami, and I am a Big-Girl." Group- "HI CAMI!"   (Do I always imagine that I am talking to a group of people? Doesn't everyone?)         &nb...
Posted by IDK, My BFF Jill on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 01:31:00 PST

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low Elf-esteem....
Posted by IDK, My BFF Jill on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 10:35:00 PST

Now I want a gold swimsuit...

The stunning size 12 model branded 'too fat' for TV competition -By TAHIRA YAQOOB Last updated at 23:39pm on 27th November 2006 -   Poured into a gold swimsuit, Make Me A Supermodel winner...
Posted by IDK, My BFF Jill on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:24:00 PST

'nuff said

 
Posted by IDK, My BFF Jill on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 01:11:00 PST