The "Director"

1. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to? Hmm? What? Have I been to Virginia? Yeah I love it, weather’s great. *********************************************** 2. Is it harder to be rejected or to reject someone? It’s much harder to reject. It would be hypocritical of me to hate getting rejected if I reject people my self...3. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school? Musicals that I could dance in front of the mirror too. *********************************************** 4. What is the best thing about your current job? The best thing about my current job is that I can change jobs. *********************************************** 5. Do you wish cell phone etiquette was a required class? I wish cell phone etiquette was required whenever your with someone let alone interrupting an entire class. *********************************************** 6. What's the last thing you drank? A quart of Tropicana. *********************************************** 7. Have you been on a date in the past week??? Past week? Try past several months. And if someone wants to go on a date that’s when I lose interest. Real relationships begin with casual friendship. Incautious romance fueled by childlike emotion is for children, and people who are lost without being accepted by someone. Don’t get me wrong the idea of a REAL relationship is very “intoxicating.” *********************************************** 8. Where are you going on your next vacation? Probably some altered mental state where I imagine that prejudice and intolerance were non-existent. *********************************************** 10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old? Old, they’re not a friend yet if they’ new. It takes a while to really see someone’s character. It takes even longer to shred away what you want to see. *********************************************** 11. Have you ever gotten so wasted you didn't know what was going on? No, I hate losing control of myself in any way unless I am doing something I am passionate about. *********************************************** 12. Do you like pulp-y orange juice? No, I would just eat an orange if I wanted all that crap in there.. *********************************************** 13. Are you touchy feely? With some people very. With others I put up a wall and with good reason. ***********************************************15. Do you prefer the tanning bed or the sun? I prefer my genetics. *********************************************** 16. What are two of your favorite places to eat? My living room and anywhere there’s ‘good’ company. *********************************************** 17. What could you tolerate...someone who snores or a sleep walker? A sleep walker, that way he’s not snoring... ***********************************************18. Do you consider yourself bi-polar? No, but how about passive aggressive, I like to call it (highly tolerant with other peoples bullshit). ***********************************************19. What's something your friends make fun of you for? Depends on their intelligence, but usually my uncanny and, often unnecessary, ability to remember long term information. My effortless attempt an impeccably organized closet. And last but not least my tacit answers to obvious questions. -see passive aggressive. *********************************************** 22. Would you ever skydive? No more than I would punch my self in the taint. *********************************************** 23. Have you ever ridden an elephant? Yes, at a circus. ***********************************************24. Are you Irish in any way? All these questions are random, but this one wins. The day I become mindlessly, consumed with my irrelevant heritage..shoot me. *********************************************** 25. Have you ever ridden in a U-Haul? No but I’ve driven one three times. I felt stupid. ***********************************************26. Do you like to play Scrabble? Yeah. Pfft, right after I play bingo... *********************************************** 27. Have you ever been to a nude beach? No, and with good reason. But here’s some random shit for ya. I’m naked. I saw this movie where this guy was sitting writing buck naked and I thought to my self, he must be crazy. Now here I am filling out an irrelevant survey in the buff. *********************************************** 28. Have you ever drank Jack Daniels? No *********************************************** 29. Have you ever had sex on the beach? No to the drink, and no to fornicating on a beach, again in the movies I’m sure they don’t get sand in the cracks of their body. I’ll bet you $100 it’s different in real life. *********************************************** 30. What are you saving your money up for right now? A tax-deferred annuity or, more preferably, a mutual fund with a high performance history. *********************************************** 31. What was the last giftcard you received? I’m naked. *********************************************** 32. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? No, I have trouble seeing the point. Yet it’s usually done in groups, so it’s probably some diluted way of seeing other people naked. *********************************************** 33. Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your opinion of them? They can do what they want, but in some ways yes it does. After all it would effect my opinion of myself.... ***********************************************34. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober person? No, most people were sober, the alcohol gave them a reason to fit in and most were feigning and over-exaggerating being “drunk”. *********************************************** 35. What do you do when you spot a bug in your house? Look at it. *********************************************** 36. What is your favorite children's movie? “Bed nobs and Broomsticks” *********************************************** 37. What do you consider a friend? Well with my personality specifically, I consider a friend someone who I can have an effortless intelligent conversation with, someone who is accepting of peoples differences and doesn’t try to change you based on their minute understanding of psychology. And lastly the people I admire the most are people who haven’t said ‘gee you’re quiet’.