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Joe

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About Me

I'm a contradiction. I am a (semi)semi-pro MMA fighter (muay-thai and japanese jiu-jitsu) out of a boxing gym in Duluth who gets manicures and pedicures twice a month and plays a mean classical piano... I am a restaurant manager currently while I pursue dreams of becoming an actual artist. Recent events have made that a little more possible. I'm actually getting a pretty decent amount of exposure nowadays. I'm getting some pieces published on a pretty regular basis and am doing a lot of printwork for the gym. Things have been falling into my lap as of late, and I hope to continue this trend! First and foremost, though, I am the proud father of the most charming 6-year-old on the planet.I do have a few examples of my work under "My Pictures." I'm trying to swap them out often to keep them updated. Take a look.....
Your Deadly Sins
Envy: 100%
Greed: 80%
Lust: 60%
Pride: 60%
Sloth: 60%
Gluttony: 40%
Wrath: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 60%
You will die at the hands of a jealous lover. How ironic.I am 78% Evil Genius.
.. I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the
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You Are 68% Sociopath
The good news is that you're devastatingly charming.
The bad news? You mostly use those charms for evil! Are You A Sociopath?
How to make a Joe P.
Ingredients:
1 part intelligence
3 parts self-sufficiency
1 part leadership
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of fitness
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Personality cocktail
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My Interests

Numerous. I hate the fact that I have so many interests. It almost makes me feel that I'm spread too thin. Like I've mentioned, I've been involved in MMA at some level for the last 10 years. I train in mixed martial-arts in Duluth, MN. I manage a restaurant in Duluth. I teach a "little ninjas" class on Wed mornings to a class of 15 5-year-olds. I have extentsive training in computer graphics and 3d modeling. I have a bachelor's degree in graphic design & advertising media. I play classical piano. I am a huge NBA and NFL fan. I enjoy nearly all kinds of music. I tend to get on a soapbox from time to time about art and art history. I always enjoy a good conversation (not argument!) about religion or policits, stemming from my pretty solid atheist beliefs. All that and from time to time, I enjoy a good black out drunken night that results in a public urination ticket. What can I say? DaVinci was a renaissance man, and Tom Hanks is in his movie...

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can handle a little shenadigans once in a while, but doesn't mind a little reality TV a few times a week... and that will humor me during NBA playoffs and the monthly pay-per-view UFC fights on cable... Speaking of UFC, check out Kickboxing Gone Wrong . Hell of a video clip.Everyone, you have to watch this one... The more you watch it, the funnier it gets... ....
Disorder Rating
Paranoid Personality Disorder : High
Schizoid Personality Disorder : Low
Schizotypal Personality Disorder : Moderate
Antisocial Personality Disorder : High
Borderline Personality Disorder : Moderate
Histrionic Personality Disorder : Very High
Narcissistic Personality Disorder : Very High
Avoidant Personality Disorder : Moderate
Dependent Personality Disorder : High
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : High

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Music:

Absolutley anything. Except country. I would rather go to Afghanistan than a Dixie Chicks concert. I like most kinds of rock and metal, and own all of Marilyn Manson's CDs, but also like rap/hip-hop such as Jay-Z and Kanye and have season tickes to the DS Symphony. I also have no problem admitting my extensive list of "guilty pleasure" music like Justin Timberlake, Ashlee Simpson, and Ashley Angel. Sorry guys. But remember, I am a kickboxer... so I can listen to what I want.

Movies:

Love the dark comedies, thrillers, horror, and a little bit of sci-fi. Sin City, Death to Smootchy, 40 Year Old virgin, Old School (classic), Hostel, Exorcist 1 and 3, etc... And have to admit that I like the Pixar type movies (i.e. Monsters Inc., Incredibles, etc.) I have to admire the CGI in those. Can't understand the idea that any movie that Brangelina or Julia Roberts touches is socially accepted as pure gold. Any ideas, please, fill me in...

Television:

Straight up Reality TV crackhead. I love it all. Real World, Survivor, American Idol (Kelly got a raw deal, Alli), Unan1mous (underrated), the Gauntlet/Inferno, There and Back; you name it, I have an opinion on it. Otherwise, I have my TiVo all set for any Pride Fighting or UFC programming I can get. Six Feet Under was the best show on television, Sex and the City was not just for women, and Seinfeld may have been the greatest invention for humans as a society besides antibiotics. Currently, The Office and My Name is Earl are absolutley underrated, and I still like ER. I don't care who isn't on the show anymore. Can't believe they killed off Neela's husband...

Books:

I don't think they'll catch on... My mind wanders and I will realize that I haven't paid attention to the last six or seven pages that I've just read, so I check what's on TV. Favorite books that I actually have read, though, are The Art of War by Master Sun Tzu, and The Lucifer Principle by Howard Bloom. I recommend both of these to anyone.

Heroes:

Eh... wish I could say parents. No dice. My son is only 5, and he's got it pretty easy- judging from the amount of Power Ranger imprints on the bottoms of my feet. I could pick an athlete, but that kind of hero worship flew out the window when Shaq gained 50 pounds and Kobe decided to start bangin waitresses in Colorado. Any "great" public figure is automatically chastised in the paper for being gay, a rapist, or on steroids. How's that for incentive to succeed? Heroes... Cosmo Kramer. To quote Costanza, "He doesn't work, falls ass-backward into money, and has sex without relationships. His whole life is a fantasy camp."

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Joe PolecheckBirthday:06/14/79Birthplace:Duluth, MNCurrent Location:Superior, WIEye Color:BlueHair Color:Mach 3...Height:5' 10" on a good dayRight Handed or Lef...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 06 May 2006 12:35:00 PST