Music(Metal, Death/gore/grind/core/noise/black/thrash/doom/ambient) My band (www.myspace.com/cornholeraiders) Music, Guitar and Instruments, Comedy, Weed, Beer, Having a good time with good people.I am 94% Metal Head.
. I was born with the mark of the beast on my forehead and an axe in my arms. I am the god of all things metal! Now if only I could get my parents to give me back my car keys..... Take the
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I will tell you who I would like NOT to meet.
NO FUCKING POSER FAGS!!!
NO FAGGOT NU METAL KIDS who think Korn and Slipknot are the best bands ever and likes cannibal corpse because the vocals piss your parents off. You are all Gaytarded.
NO DUMB MYSPACE FAGS WHO ARE JUST FRIEND WHORES and add me even though you share NO INTERESTS WITH ME WHATSOEVER!
NO MYSPACE ADDICTED DOUCHE BAGS who will always ask me to Cmnt they're picz and blog followed by the obligatory lol. If i just described you, You make gay Look straight!
NO SHITTY WANNABE DEATH OR GRIND BANDS. Only the good shit (meaning no bullshit Deathcore fags or wannabe goregrind bands that make terrible electro groe or bullshit noise. I like noisecore but not if youre some fag who can't do it right)
NO DIRTY SLUTS. You are vermin and your kind sicken me. I have seen and had to put up with alot of dirty fucking sluttery and If you're a fucking slut Fuck off and have another shot of Cum.
NO IDIOTS WHO HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON OR SHARE NO INTERESTS WITH ME.
NO IGNORANT FUCKING FAGS who don't know what I am all about. I am a pretty chill dude but if you are stupid and want to open your mouth about shit stick a cock in it.
...and especially NO FUCKING SCENE KIDS. I am not into bullshit metalcore. I am not some vegan trendwhore fag. I don't think your lame Job for a Cowboy wannabe death metal bands are good. I am Not your fucking friend. Fuck off!!!
and NO IDIOTS WHO KNOW ME AND REAL LIFE AND AREN'T MY FRIENDS. I don't care if you see me at school or around the aread. If we don't share the same interests and you think I am your friend because You have seen me or had a brief conversation with me, you are wasting your time.
NO FAT AND LAME GOTH CHICKS INTO POETRY, CRADLE OF FILTH, S&M (even though they just say that to sound cool), OR VAMPIRES OR ANY OF THAT GAY CRAP. You are just flat out lame.
NO LAME GIRLS that like one good band and think that I approve of them. My approval means nothing so go and get a life.
NO FAT CHICKS. Sorry personal preference. No one likes fat chicks. Not even other fat chicks.
NO LAME GIRLS who are into one band I like and think i think they're cool, and want to chill with me yet either start problems, bithc and complain, or act like they can control me. Especially if you look like a WALRUS.
WHO I WOULD LIKE TO MEET: People into Brutal Death/Goregrind/Grindcore/ some thrash and like basically any musical preference I am into (jazz, classical, rock, too),
Musicians
Those who love to smoke the Chronic
Starwars fans (FUCK TREKKIES)
Internet Nerds who are fluent in HTML and Javascript
GAMERZ (no n00bs!!!)
Hot chicks (not slutty ones and idiot girls who have no brains)
Horror Fans (horror movies rule)
People into comedy and comedians
Diego Sanchez, Jason Becker, Rusty Cooley, Steve vai, Kiko Loureiro, Li Jie (any one who influences my guitar playing)
...and these Sweet dudes
FUCKIN' CHUCK
Ron Burgundy (The legend)
MORE COWBELL
HOT FUCKING CHICKS
THE KING OF ALL MEN!!!
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Inhuman Dissislency, Suffocation, Viscera Trail, Super Happy Fun Slide, F.A.T.O., Lapidate, Orchidectomy, Cephalic Carnage, Resection, Black Sabbath, Rush, Death Angel, Putrid Pile, Dyscrasia, Utopie (RIP), Pigsty, Mincing Fury and Guttural Clamour of Queer Decay, Regurgitation, Dahmer, Sanity's Dawn, Yacopsae, Bizarre X, Macabre, Guttural Secrete, Pustulated, Dripping, Gutrot, Mutilated, Heinous Killings, Morbid Angel, Broken Hope, Nasum, Rotten Sound, Retch, Glossectomy (japan), Vomit Remnants, Insidious Decrepancy, Resection, STOMA, Possessed, Bongzilla, Isis, Autophagia, Brutal Truth, CBT, Dead Infection, Deche Charge, Cumgun, Fistfuck, Mesrine, Amputated Genitals, Anal Cunt, Assuck, Vomit Spawn, Mayhem, Bathory, Cathedral, Gorgoroth, Marduk, Jesu, Basically anything Death, Grind, Sludge, Doom, Ambient, Jazz, Classical, Metal, Even abit of rap now and then. It is always good to be well rounded as a musician and to appreciate all forms of music.
Horror, Slasher, Sci-fi, gore, Star Wars Trilogy, Fantasy, Action, Comedy, Stand up Comedies.
Trailer Park boys, Ugly Betty, Hogans Heroes, Three's Company, anything funny.
anythign that catches my eye.
Jamie Bailey of brodequin, and Trey of Morbid Angel.