Butter.... slowly roasted Butter...These words will echo through eternity. Born in Normandy during the French Revolution, Trevor Greener began his life as a simple inch worm with the ability to convert sunlight into a working television. He matured and spent most of his childhood battling samurai and fire breathing astronaut Scuba divers in the ostrich fields of Ontario. When he reached adulthood he slowly slipped into the maddening clutches of vampirism. After going through re-hab, Trevor realized the errors of his ways and began the genocide of promiscuous mermaid cheerleaders. After a final showdown with his long time rival, Mr. Bubble, he opened a sandwich shop in dedication to his left foot. There he married several times (as one woman wasn't enough to satisfy his obviously awesome needs). he lived the simple life for many a moon, punching out the hearts of radioactive crocodiles, and honing his skills as the worlds greatest Electric Harmonica player. Until one fateful day his levels of awesomeness grew so great that he eventually exploded in a shower of blood, swords, and genies. The world will always remember that smile... that charm... those luscious lips.... R.I.P. Trevor Greener... you were a father... a friend... and an unrivaled champion wolverine boxer.
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