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Big Karl

Have Cheescake to share.......

About Me

I mostly enjoy eating cheesecake,fishing for pearls and hand shandy's.I've been in Australia for almost 10 years now,funny thing is,I only went out for 20 Bensons and a Pot-Noodle and I ended up here.I also like jumping off bridge's,collecting toe-nail's,boobs,mocking the afflicted,playing slaps and playing Barbies with my daughter.I wish tramps would just be honest and say the money they're begging for is for hard-liqour and not for the bus fare back to Newcastle.

My Interests

Football,Karate,Kids, Playing Bass,Animals,Music,Films, Books,Cheesecake-all varieties.

I'd like to meet:

Bruce Lee,Margaret Thatcher,Gordon'Banksy'Banks,girls who smell nice.

Music:

Ramones,Marvin Gaye,Beatles,U2,Stone Roses,Muse,Frank Sinatra,Arctic Monkeys,Powderfinger,Cure,You Am I,Pulp,New Order,Paul Weller,Oasis,Doors,Richard Ashcroft,Al Green,Radiohead,Eskimo Joe,Curtis Mayfield,Massive Attack,Manic Street Preachers,Happy Mondays,Madchester.

Movies:

Shaun of the Dead,George A Romero's zombies,Twins,Star Wars,28 Day's Later,Big Fish,Princess Diaries2,La Femme De Cote,Quadrophenia,American Werewolf in London,A Clockwork Orange,Its A Wonderful Life,Jules et Jim,Monty Python,12 Monkeys,A Fish Called Wanda,Three Amigo's,Roxanne,The Doors{2 trips each optional}

Television:

Only watch football,Simpsons and occasionally any saucy european movie on SBS

Books:

Daniel Wallace,Matt Haig,Tony Parsons,Ben Elton,Nick Hornby,Irvine Welsh,Zadie Smith.I read "Looking for Lucan"by ex Detective Chief Superintendant Roy Ranson{with Robert Strange}on a beach in Bali one week a few years ago.Have lovely hands the Balinese.

Heroes:

I dont really have any heroes as such but i'll say ex England defender Stuart Pearce for when he stood up at Euro'96 and scored THAT penalty,veins popping out of his head,spittle everywhere-marvellous.