Chris

ABOUT
Name: chris, the reverand good humor, penny funk, bird killa, fucktard
Birthday: august 3rd 1974. (my birthdays comin up bitches!!!)
Birthplace: chicago
Current Location: indiana
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: reddish,brownie, blonde (it needs to be colored and the sun and chlorine are doing really weird things to it)
Height: according to the height chart at steak and shake (where i dined just this evening) im 5' 6.
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: still a PROUD POLLOCK!
The Shoes You Wore Today: because it was required for me to dine, i wore my white sneakers
Your Weakness: my kid
Your Fears: centipedes, clowns, the dark on occasion, thunderstorms when im all alone, losing anyone else in my family
Your Perfect Pizza: lets go with cooked. i dont usually care whats on it cuz if i dont like it ill just pick it off
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: im not really a goal setting kinda person....... i usually forget what i planned to do anyways
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: go fuck yourself dude
Thoughts First Waking Up: where the hell am i?
Your Best Physical Feature: my spleen rocks!
Your Bedtime: usually sometime around 8 am
Your Most Missed Memory: this question confuses me
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: b k
Single or Group Dates: whateva
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: sho do
Do you Swear: i would never fuckin swear!
Do you Sing: loudly AND badly
Do you Shower Daily: i try dude, even if its a just a shower in a can
Have you Been in Love: at least 6 times last month alone
Do you want to go to College: nope
Do you want to get Married: doi (thats french for duh cuz im bi lingual suddenly...happens when i drink sometimes)
Do you belive in yourself: if i dont , who will?
Do you get Motion Sickness: never have....but im still afraid to go on a cruise cuz i think i will then
Do you think you are Attractive: hell no! have you ever looked at me? when you were sober??
Are you a Health Freak: im quite the healthy freak
Do you get along with your Parents: botha the bitches
Do you like Thunderstorms: not when im alone....then the power goes out, and theres always a weirdo in the bushes with a knife when youre all alone during a thunderstorm and the power goes out!
Do you play an Instrument: i rock on the kazoo
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: why id never........go more than a day or 2 without alcohol
In the past month have you Smoked: see above, but change alcohol to nicotene
In the past month have you been on Drugs: im high on life dude! and beer..... and glue
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ive never dated in my life
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea with my kid to pick out a dress for her graduation
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i BOUGHT a box of oreos. by the time i got around to eating them, there was 3 left
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ummm, no
In the past month have you been on Stage: well there was that donkey thing.....
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: finally, i answer this in the summertime! YES I HAVE!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not intentionally
Ever been Drunk: when aint i? i mean really.....
Ever been called a Tease: all the time dude
Ever been Beaten up: sure have
Ever Shoplifted: yea when i was a kid....and that turkey i stole from the grocery store yesterday
How do you want to Die: sober. sober and quickly. im afraid to die drunk cuz i dont know if ill get on the right escalator
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a giraffe
What country would you most like to Visit: italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: bloodshot
Favourite Hair Color: dark!!!
Short or Long Hair: whatever, but im partial to bald heads. shaved bald heads, not guys losing their hair bald heads
Height: dont matta
Weight: pot bellies are hot dude! (and im sooo not saying that to be funny.....i think pot bellies are really fuckin hot!)
Best Clothing Style: jeans and t shirts
Number of Drugs I have taken: 8,769.2
Number of CDs I own: 1
Number of Piercings: my eyebrow and ears
Number of Tattoos: 1, kinda
Number of things in my Past I Regret: pretty much 1 thing per day x's the 32 years ive been alive. u do the math ;o)~
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Your dominant hues are red and blue. You're confident and like showing people new ideas. You play well with others and can be very influential if you want to be.
Your saturation level is lower than average - You don't stress out over things and don't understand people who do. Finishing projects may sometimes be a challenge, but you schedule time as you see fit and the important things all happen in the end, even if not everyone sees your grand master plan.
Your outlook on life is bright. You see good things in situations where others may not be able to, and it frustrates you to see them get down on everything.

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