| How many times can i stick my finger in my eye to remove a contact lens that isn’t there | 
| the answer is....
 
5. Posted by  on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 09:40:00 GMT
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| The Hardest Part Of Rollerblading..... | 
| ...is telling your parents you're gay.
 
Ok, I stole that from Human Giant. But it's a great line. Watch that damn show people. 
I have to get up early and go to court today. I'm dreading it... Posted by  on Sun, 20 May 2007 23:38:00 GMT
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| Dear Lily Allen | 
| Dear Lily,
Stop dating assholes.
Love, 
Kyle Posted by  on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 16:56:00 GMT
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| Medicine | 
| it never taste good.
kissable and quiet.
"don't hold your breath cause you only make things worse" Posted by  on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 13:54:00 GMT
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| If You Must Know. | 
| The reason why I did not attend Warped Tour this year is because I was too scared so I stayed at home crying under my bedsheets like a little girl. There! Are you happy? Posted by  on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 19:48:00 GMT
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