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I Hate Lauren and the Flyers. And the Eagles.

I've been called worse by better than you.

About Me



So what is there to say really. As the name says, Lauren sucks. Oh and if you never thought a joke could go on for too long, say like 3 years too long, then you obviously don't know me. If you are one of those people who are really into this whole MySpace thing you should try getting out from behind your computer and meeting people in person. Either that or try doing drugs. Both are good ways to get out of the house and get your blood flowing. Unless you are planning on OD'ing on barbituates, in which case it's a bad way to get your blood flowing, but a good way to die! Just think, you'll be just like Marylin Monroe!

My Interests

Hockey fights rule. As do the New Jersey Devils. ..

I'd like to meet:

No one. They all suck. No one is as cool as me. How cool is that you ask? Well have you known anyone else to be called a dick by two seperate girls in the same bar in the same night? I think not.

Music:

Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast

Movies:

Clam Lappers volumes 1-10. but not 7. That one was trash

Television:

Same

Books:

Anything that describes boobies, or has pictures of them.

Heroes:

Can tits be a hero?

My Blog

Hate mail part 3!

 Once again we have here the best and brightest of the fans of Filthidelphia. This guy saw one of my more inflammatory posts on Donald Brashears (fake) myspace page and decided to message me. Th...
Posted by I Hate Lauren and the Flyers. And the Eagles. on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 02:49:00 PST

Hate Mail part 2

Although not as funny as the messages posted on the guys page, these are still part of the story that is me pissing off people simply by typing. These are the messages this crazy lady sent me after wh...
Posted by I Hate Lauren and the Flyers. And the Eagles. on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 05:58:00 PST

Hate mail, part 1.

So people tend to argue with me on various peoples pages and while I've always gotten a kick out of it, I've never shared it with anyone. Until now. Here, for your reading pleasure, is the first inst...
Posted by I Hate Lauren and the Flyers. And the Eagles. on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 07:17:00 PST

I win

I Win. So you admit you're a loser and all your friends share your thoughts. good for you, thats the first step towards self healing. The second step is out into traffic.
Posted by I Hate Lauren and the Flyers. And the Eagles. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

super fun happy crazy myspace quiz

so how about we take a little myspace quiz? Answer yes or no to the following questions. 1) Have you ever made new real life friends through my space? 2) Have you ever decided to meet anyone th...
Posted by I Hate Lauren and the Flyers. And the Eagles. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

crap

so it seems that i'm getting a little blow back from the "my space" offensive. My real life friends think i'm an asshole, which is most likely true. but they just dont see my comedic genius. beside...
Posted by I Hate Lauren and the Flyers. And the Eagles. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

pic

wtf is wrong with my pic? it looks fine on my edit page but in my posts it gets all weird and looks shitty with the animation. oh well guess they cant all be winners. Hope everyone is taking the...
Posted by I Hate Lauren and the Flyers. And the Eagles. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i hate lauren

yea so basically i did this cause this girl i know, Lauren, is on myspace way to freaking much. I don't like her and i thought it would be funny to parody her life. This is all i really know about he...
Posted by I Hate Lauren and the Flyers. And the Eagles. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST