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Jeff

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm a History Major that goes to UCSB. I'm really into learning meaningless stats about sports and I play the guitar poorly.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The casts of The Office, Scrubs and Arrested Development (and Stephen Colbert)

Music:

Beastie Boys, Bloodhound Gang, Cake, Colin Hay, Death Cab for Cutie, Eve 6, Green Day, Incubus, Kanye West, The Killers, Lazlo Bane, Lupe Fiasco, mc chris, Modest Mouse, No Doubt, Of Montreal, The Strokes, Tenacious D, Weezer, Weird Al, YTCracker, and I'll rock out to anything on Guitar HeroComedy: Mitch Hedberg, Lewis Black, Dave Attell, David Cross, Zach Galifianakis, Patton Oswalt, Maria Bamford, Brian Posehn, Louis CK, Demetri Martin, Jim Gaffigan, Steve ByrneBoston "More Than a Feeling" is the best song ever written, don't try to fight it.

Movies:

The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Anchorman, The Big Lebowski, Billy Madison, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Blazing Saddles, Casino Royale, The Comedians of Comedy, The Fifth Element, Garden State, Layer Cake, Little Miss Sunshine, Lollilove, Mean Girls, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Shaun of the Dead, Rounders, The View Askewniverse

Television:

THE OFFICE, 24, 30 Rock, Ace of Cakes, Arrested Development, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Friends, Futurama, House MD, Good Eats, Iron Chef, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, Scrubs

Books:

Bringing Down the House, Animal Farm, The Hot Zone, The Zombie Survival Guide, Moneyball, Fantasyland, Guns Germs and Steel, The Things They Carried, Brighter Than A Thousand Suns, What Every American Should Know About the Rest of the World

Heroes:

I am not a hero, I am a mere defender of the office. You know who is a real hero? Hiro, from Heroes. That's a hero. Also Bono.

My Blog

Nora's Spoiled!!!!

If it's over 40, apparently you're one spoiled jerk.Jeff = xNora = y (xy) cell phone (x) own phone line (y) own bathroom (y) 2+ story house ( ) built in pool ( ) hot tub ( ) guest house (y) game room...
Posted by Jeff on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 06:15:00 PST