I hate music. I played in Myotonia. My girlfriend smells fantastic 24hrs a day. I am under the mind control of a cat named Millions. I prefer three meat to margharita. I eat a diet rich in fiber and low in fat. I have a familial tremor and drink decaffeinated coffee every morning. I get the job done because I'm an asshole...only because I love you. I have plenty of socks though they are 80% holed/torn. My car rumbles in the trunk. I have a bowling ball with my name on it....and a wrist guard....and a ball drying towel.... and an addiction to ellipses. I'm the proud owner of fantasy sports teams in all major sports. I once had Frank Menichino squirt Bud Light on me. I consume no less than 365 energy bars a year. I EAT CERREAL FOR NITETIME SNAKZ. More to come!
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As a 1930s husband, I am
Very Superior
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