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John

There is no reality except the one contained within us. That is why so many people live such an unre

About Me

I have hands, and ears, and eyes and a spine among many other things! I have the ability to say very inappropiate things. I mainly spend my days breathing and occasionally manage to do something else at the same time! I like making noise with things (usually a guitar). I only dance when there is no music. I can make this really weird kinda raptor noise with my tongue, which no one else can mimic... awesome!

My Interests

Music, Hesse, Travelling, Finger-puppets, Confusing People, Confusing Myself, odd sounds, sleeping, dreaming, scrabble, poker, Rum, and the odd Toke!

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who doesn't ask me what I do for a living... if you do ask this I will respond by urinating on your shoes while I feel your genitals (think how uncomfortable that would be).

Music:

I like sound and silence interspersed with noise! Check out www.myspace.com/catoan

Movies:

Anyone who really cares has my blessing to ask me. I just couldn't be arsed doing a large list of random films...

Television:

I'll watch anything interesting... then again I sometimes watch shite and then spend considerable amounts of time complaining about it!

Books:

Mainly modernist it appears (so Brendan told me) - like Hesse!

Heroes:

The homeless man that my friend Brendan and I met in Budapest. He gave us a tape of him playing piano, he was fantastic... but he damaged his hands and lost his career!

My Blog

Proud Moment


Posted by John on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 12:08:00 PST

Blog

My first ever Blog!! What do they do? What are they for?  Why am I doing one?  As everyone appears to use these devices to have a wee rant, I thought I'd do the same (at the risk of appearin...
Posted by John on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 02:31:00 PST