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Chek Lynrd

About Me


You Belong in London
A little old fashioned, and a little modern.
A little traditional, and a little bit punk rock.
A unique soul like you needs a city that offers everything.
No wonder you and London will get along so well. What City Do You Belong In?
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Name: Hugh G. Rection
Birthday: Tuesday
Birthplace: Ma's Kitchen Counter
Current Location: Ma's Kitchen Counter
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brownish Gray
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous
Your Heritage: Mutt (German, Puerto Rican, Phillipine, Nigeria, Africa, South Africa, Polish, Native American (Cherokee/Shawnee), and a little bit of ape
The Shoes You Wore Today: Keds
Your Weakness: Whiskey Dick
Your Fears: Whiskey Dick
Your Perfect Pizza: Bubble gum and eggs w/ketchup and syrup (maple, the only kind there is)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pig Calling Contest
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: NTWF (Nice text...Wanna FUCK?
Thoughts First Waking Up: where am i?
Your Best Physical Feature: gonads
Your Bedtime: When i hear, "Get off of me"
Your Most Missed Memory: My pet rock, Stubby
Pepsi or Coke: Busch light
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds? what the fuck is that?
Single or Group Dates: Orgy
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: NesQuick
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chanilla (Swirl)
Cappuccino or Coffee: Vicodens
Do you Smoke: Absolutely, everything from crack to kitty litter
Do you Swear: Fuck NO!!! bitches
Do you Sing: like a god
Do you Shower Daily: nope
Have you Been in Love: Rosie Palms and her five sisters, (Missing ya girl)
Do you want to go to College: Bobine University
Do you want to get Married: My couisin Susie has been eyeing me lately
Do you beleive in yourself: I like lava
Do you get Motion Sickness
Do you think you are Attractive: 10 teeth, hell yes i do, i got the record for teeth in my family
Do you like Thunderstorms: scary
Do you play an Instrument: skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: sniff paint
In the past month have you Smoked: oregano (dirty trick Larson)
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Turtle Creek Flea Market
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope, but i did eat a whole box of Krusteez Pancake mix in one sitting
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I would never eat my pet guinney pig
In the past month have you been on Stage: JR's Karaoke last night baby
In the past month have you been Dumped: Fiery shits lately, (hot sauce)
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the millcreek
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Rosie palms virginity
Ever been Drunk: Am right now
Ever been called a Tease: My name is Nasty
Ever been Beaten up: all the time
Ever Shoplifted: from walmart once, some nice lace grannie panties for my cousin Susie
How do you want to Die: OD on sniffing paint/gasoline/paint thinner/and a couple of vicodens/perks/oxy cotton
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a grizzly bear
What country would you most like to Visit: Cincinnati
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: both
Height: 6'8
Weight: 200-350
Best Clothing Style: white shirt with black bra
Number of Drugs I have taken: hahaha, good question, you got me there
Number of CDs I own: whats that?
Number of Piercings: prince albert witha chain connecting to my ariolas
Number of Tattoos: one smiley on my penis
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 14682.5
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How You Are In Love
You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time.

You give and take equally in relationships.

You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.

You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.

You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love? Anyone who puts out