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Joel

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About Me

Hmmm, where to start. I love wildlife, both on the dinner plate and to save from extinction. I'd rather be camping in a swamp and swatting malarial mosquitos than staying in a 5-star resort. They say good cooking is the way to a man's heart, but for me if you enjoy catching snakes in your spare time and spew off their latin names I'll begin salivating and propose on the spot. I love the outdoors, the farther from people the better and love going to new places, whether they be in different countries or the same state. I have a fetish for naked mole rats (Heterocephalus glaber) and am not afraid to admit it, nor do I think I'm alone. I finished my MS degree at SUNY College of Environmental Science and Forestry in May 2006, working with tortoises (Seed dispersal and the ecological implications of harvesting Geochelone carbonaria and G. denticulata in northwestern Brasil). I started a PhD project in Brazil working with indigenous peoples and wildlife management, the project eventually moved to Guyana, and as of December 2006, I resigned from the project and am now living in St. Petersburg, FL. I'm trying to find a job at the moment, but if nothing pans out soon I'll head to southern CA to survery desert tortoises in the spring. As for long-term plans, I hope to work for a few years and in the meantime develop some ideas and a proposal for a PhD project that is better-suited to me down in South America.

My Interests

Herping (that means looking for reptiles and amphibians for the laypeople in the crowd - AKA: rock-flipping, log-rolling, bush-poking, etc.), camping, nature photography, canoeing, hunting, fishing, tropical ecology and conservation biology, reading, and squat thrusts. Anything outdoors really. I also enjoy flipping toothpicks inside my mouth using my tongue.

I'd like to meet:

A bushmaster (Lachesis muta), a bot fly larva (one that is flesh of my flesh), Charles Darwin, Ghandi, Carolus Linnaeus, Theodore Roosevelt, and maybe your mom. Also anyone that isn't out for just personal gain, but actually wants leave things better than they found them. If you want to save the world (or at least its reptiles and amphibians) and have recently come into large sums of money to go in with me (I can contribute about $20 at the moment - maybe $40 if I ask my friends) to buy a huge chunk of land in Brazil to start a nature reserve and our own private research facility give me a holla.

Music:

You name it. Calypso, Maná, Rusted Root, U2, Radiohead, Dixie Chicks, Tom Petty, Beethoven, Jack Johnson, The Fray, Lynard Skynard, Enya, the Last of the Mohicans and Braveheart soundtracks, the list goes on.

Movies:

Last of the Mohicans, Napolean Dynamite, The Mission, Three Amigos, Braveheart, Slingblade, Simon Birch, Life is Beautiful, Forrest Gump, A River Runs Through It, and Dumb and Dumber.

Television:

On the rare occasion I watch it, Snake Wranglers and the Jeff Corwin Experience...and unfortunately, now that I live with my girlfriend, I must admit to an episode or two of Gray's Anatomy.

Books:

Ishmael, A Sand County Almanac, The Hungry, Hungry Caterpillar, Jaguar, In the Kingdom of Gorillas, and anything by John Grisham.

Heroes:

Alan Rabinowitz, James Gibbs, Luiz Flamarion (the coolest mammalogist...ever), and the person that created Jelly Bellies and Rite-in-the-Rain paper.