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becca alegria

About Me


You scored as Dante Alighieri. According to you most of humanity will spend at least some of their afterlife in hell. You have a high likelihood of being exiled, but anyone as bloody fucking romantic as you deserves what they get. You have an exceptional moral code, overshadowed by the fact that you yourself cannot uphold it.Your existence bears a definite irony, although of fairly Christian morality, many pagans, satanists, communists, and intellectuals admire you and your works for all the wrong reasons.Also, the brighest star in your sky is never going to be your lover...It takes a lot of grief to be the cartographer of hell.

Dante Alighieri


83%

Friedrich Nietzsche


75%

Stephen Hawking


67%

Jesus Christ


67%

Elvis Presley


58%

C.G. Jung


50%

Miyamoto Musashi


42%

Sigmund Freud


33%

Adolf Hitler


33%

O.J. Simpson


25%

Mother Teresa


25%

Charles Manson


17%

Steven Morrissey


17%

Hugh Hefner


0%
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My Interests

canines.

I'd like to meet:

you know... i'd punch him in the mouth.

Music:

only rackety batucada for me, thanks.

Movies:

Thriller: A Cruel Picture (1974)=(best revenge move EVER, and Ollie totally has the hots for the main character. you will too). You, Me, and Everyone We Know ))((. Donnie Darko: "what're feces?" "baby mice" "aw!". Little Miss Sunshine (say that like you're German). Fight Club. Cidade de Deus. The Motorcycle Diaries, Almodovar, Baraka, and BUTT LOADS of documentaries: Maybe Logic. Life & Debt. The Yes Men. Born into Brothels. The Agronomist. The Corporation. Darwin's Nightmare. The Take. Popaganda.

Television:

BBC. CBC. The Hour with George Stombolopololopolopagous. LOST. Weeds. Tribe. Cidade dos Homens. Los Esingpsong. Futurama. Daily Show. Colbert Report. Dave Chapelle. and...Jack Van Impe. Family Guy (minus all the characters except Stewie and the Dog). Arrested Development. Mr. Show. Wonder Showzen. Kingdom (the Lars von Trier version, NOT Stephen King).

Books:

ed galeano. stephen lewis. jeff sachs. tim leary. helen caldicott. howard zinn. robert anton wilson (don't die! don't die!). douglas rushkoff and his comics. anything published by disinfo. ..but reading stuff written by people i despise is even more entertaining. i'm talking to you sam huntington and friends. aw, you're so silly, old, white and priviliged. aw...

Heroes:

recently, keith olbermann! Banksy. ghandi was an asshole.

My Blog

R.I.P Kurt Vonnegut :(

so it goes....
Posted by becca alegria on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:04:00 PST

froley's a boy's name...i'll name her bazooka.

watch this movie called "children of men". it's purrty good, in my opinion.if i ever have a baby girl, i will also name her Bazooka.
Posted by becca alegria on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:14:00 PST

"i'd prefer cocoa puffs to po-po cuffs"

my husband comes up with the best spoonerisms.
Posted by becca alegria on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:18:00 PST

no me digas beaner mister punetero

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Posted by becca alegria on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:36:00 PST

your car stinks

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Posted by becca alegria on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:33:00 PST

what can i say about your face that hasn't already been said about afghanistan?

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Posted by becca alegria on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:28:00 PST