Fortunately for those who have short attention spans, I'm not a very interesting guy and my interests tend to be limited to:
Comic books, video games, writing, reading, RPGs and screwing with the normals.
People, I guess. I'm not terribly picky.
Even I don't have the patience to write out all the stuff I listen to. Needless to say, my tastes are quite eclectic. I almost quite literally listen to a little bit of everything, and I'm always open to new stuff. I likes me guitar solos though.
Once again, I'm short on patience at the moment and I don't feel like typing out every last movie I own or have enjoyed. We'll just say that I'm a big horror, sci-fi, military, anime and action movie fan. That'll do, for now.
House and Shark. The only two I watch. Heroes isn't bad though.
Currently reading the Dark Tower books by Stephen King. I'm about halfway through The Drawing of the Three (which makes me, what, an 8th of the way through...ish?) and I'm liking it. Still need to go out and buy Song of Susannah and The Dark Tower.
Batman.