Ok the story goes i am laying on my bed around 1:23 in the morning, the window isopend cause im just about to have a ciggerette. As im sitting watching Mystry Science Theather i hear an odd sound come from the window cillle. The first thing that comes to my mind is that my brother Austin is going out for a smoke (a little side note is that hes been trying to quit) so i say to myself "well that didnt last long" When sunddly and most abrupttly i see a shadowy figger circleing my ceiling fan i turn on the light to avail
A MOTHER FUCKING BAT!!
saying to my self holy shit! holy shit! holy shit! holy shit! i rush out of my room into the hallway were i OBSERVED the creature fly around my fan. I knew i was going to need some help so i asked for the companine of my half naked father (beheueh) . As we frantly swong tawoles at the creatures my father knocked one right out my window. But the next on was more tricky. in involved hitting the bat to the ground and throwing the tawols over it and then wraping it up and tosing it out the window and after few atteptes it was complete. the hell spawn were gone from my room with no trace to be found
know i say this with all intent
FUCK BATS
FUCK BATMAN
