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Joe Vyper

Dont FUCK with the master son now sit your ass down before i blast u one

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I was born in nebraska lived there for 5 or 6 years and then wound up in new hampshire some how where i did 99% of my growing up. Im the guy u wanna hate but cant help but love. I gotta big mouth and have a issue with shuting it. Ive started calling myself the T.O of my faimly cause im a hott headed loud mouth who will always out shine u all. I can be your best friend intill u wrong me if u wrong me once i may forgive but ill never forget.I dont trust or respect many people but if u get my respect u will have my trust as well
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Name: Joe
Birthday: 5-5-84
Birthplace: nebraska
Current Location: portsmouth NH
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: dirty blonde
Height: 6`1
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: white
The Shoes You Wore Today: my boots
Your Weakness: big tits
Your Fears: nothing
Your Perfect Pizza: stuffed crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: beat the shit outa my cousion
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: is it night or daytime
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: when ever i fuckin want
Your Most Missed Memory: bein a kid
Pepsi or Coke: cherry pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: wendys
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: budwiswer
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: budwiser
Do you Smoke: only pot only every once in awhile
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: not well
Do you Shower Daily: twice a day ussaly
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: fuck no
Do you want to get Married: nope
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: only on long car rides
Do you think you are Attractive: somtimes
Are you a Health Freak: thats funny right there
Do you get along with your Parents: yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: i could give a shit less
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope i aint no mall rat
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yea
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: does a goldfish count
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: no one dumpes Joey Vyper
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: aint gotin that drunk yet lol
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: maybe
Ever been Drunk: yea
Ever been called a Tease: actually yes
Ever been Beaten up: yeah right the kids un beatable
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: Drunk
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a drunk lol
What country would you most like to Visit: ireland they love to drink and fight over there
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: who cares
Weight: dont matter
Best Clothing Style: gangster
Number of Drugs I have taken: dont rember
Number of CDs I own: dunno
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i regret nothing
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My Interests

SPORTS, WRESTLING ,BEER ,MUSIC and the girls girls girls


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I'd like to meet:


WWE Divas /p

Music:

Fozzy, motley crue, tommy lee,limp bizkit, kid rock, saliva, mettalica, nickleback, seether, Red Hot chilli pepers,GnR,Bon jovi, Ozzy, poison, candle box,Korn, papa roach, stained,drowning pool,slipknot,puddle of mudd, buck cherry, B.L.S, Jamie Kennedy, Recognizer, Stuck mojo, spiral circus,


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Movies:

Clerks , Mallrats ,chasing amy, Dogma , Jay and silent Bob strike back , Rockstar , Billy madison , Happy Gilmore , See No Evil , Saw 2 , Ready to rumble , Clerks 2 , the south park movie , Longest yard , rocky1-5, Jessica Simpsons version of the Dukes of Hazzard


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Television:

raw , smackdown , ecw on sci fi, my name is earl, faimly guy ,south park, anything old school on tv land , simpons,hogan knows best,That 70s show
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Heroes:

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A must read

Alright    it seems  latley  ive  been   pissing alote of people  off  and   have  a few people  wondering why i just  cant&n...
Posted by Joe Vyper on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 01:51:00 PST

10 things i hate about life

10 :  when  that fat bitch at  Mc E d's   burns  my  egg mc muffin   9:  people  who  feel  the need  to stare at me wh...
Posted by Joe Vyper on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 08:05:00 PST

2 b me

whats  up fuckerz im pullin another all nighter. thought  id  put  up a fuckin blog  i was siting in   the corner of a dark room  last night and i  started...
Posted by Joe Vyper on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 06:38:00 PST