This Message Goes Out To All My Great Friends |
This message goes out to all my great friends
Thank You for all your Love and SupportJ I don't what I would have done without you. The last couple of weeks have been really hard for me...
Posted by Michelle on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 02:08:00 PST |
Betrayed |
I'm always amazed how some friends cease to amaze me while others disappoint me. I've always been the kind of person that respects people's wishes. If someone says it's private, I can't discuss it, I ...
Posted by Michelle on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:53:00 PST |
Worst First Dates |
If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had b...
Posted by Michelle on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:24:00 PST |
Little Johnny |
Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.&nb...
Posted by Michelle on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:14:00 PST |
Potentially and Realistically |
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is thedifference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother ifshe would ...
Posted by Michelle on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:11:00 PST |
Beware of this place in Florida |
This is false advertisement and I want to get it out to everyone. Please pass this on. Current mood: good ...
Posted by Michelle on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 03:26:00 PST |
Perks of being over 50 |
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(If you are not over 50, this is what you have to look forward to)1. Kidnappers are not interested in you.2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.3. No one ex...
Posted by Michelle on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 02:41:00 PST |
Circumcised (this is priceless!) |
> A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was> squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying> attention. > > She went back to find o...
Posted by Michelle on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 09:30:00 PST |
The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 cups of coffee |
The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee When things in your lives seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee. A profess...
Posted by Michelle on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 02:36:00 PST |
Interesting Human Body Facts That You Cannot Live Without |
-The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm. -A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball- It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to ...
Posted by Michelle on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 02:31:00 PST |
