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Dr. Fox, Modern Dentist

Evolutionists Do It With Increasing Complexity

About Me

I am a featherless biped with a smartly placed hyoid bone. I enjoy short walks on the beach and meaningless conversation.

My Interests

Gorillas. Robots. Pirates. Zombies. Squirrels. Zombie squirrels. Scotchy-scotch-scotch. Puppies. Suddenly bacon.

Music:

Just listen.

Television:

Antiques Roadshow. Holla!

Books:

A Confederacy of Dunces.

Heroes:

Gideon Defoe doesn't fuck around.

My Blog

If lettuce and cabbage got in a fight...

Cabbage would win. With it's cabbagy paws tied behind its back.I dare you to challenge me on this.
Posted by Dr. Fox, Modern Dentist on Wed, 09 May 2007 08:10:00 PST

Camel No. 9

For the past two days I have been smoking Marlboro Lights, because some sweet thing gave me a coupon I couldn't refuse. I just lit a Camel No. 9. It tasted just like a strawberry milkshake. It's the l...
Posted by Dr. Fox, Modern Dentist on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:33:00 PST

Dick in a Box

This is the funniest shit I have ever seen.Dick in a Box Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Dr. Fox, Modern Dentist on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 09:31:00 PST

Hello, My Name Is Crazy Person

 So I have a stomach virus that has apparently travelled to my brain. Earlier today, I was standing in front of my bathroom mirror putting on my makeup when I heard a weird scuttle-y scrape-y sou...
Posted by Dr. Fox, Modern Dentist on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:26:00 PST