Who?

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I'm a cynical, sarcastic, mean, angry, horrible person and I don't know why people like me. I guess its cause I'm just so damn chipper...or something. I don't know. I don't like labels, so I'm not good at stamping them on myself. Though I will admit I am a Marxist....so if you think those guys are fun, hey you'll love me huh.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael
Birthday: June 12, 1984
Birthplace: Texas
Current Location: Somewhere between Heaven and Hell
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Depends on my Mood
Height: I'm about 5'7 to 5'9 depending on the ruler
Right Handed or Left Handed: in what way?
Your Heritage: Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Salior Jerry Converse
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: To live in a world with no tolerance.......shit
Your Perfect Pizza: Vegan
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not to blow up the world and start over
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I'd have one if I had anyone to chat with
Thoughts First Waking Up: wheres the sun?
Your Best Physical Feature: ........my skins pretty
Your Bedtime: I'd tell you if it were that constant
Your Most Missed Memory: If I knew that, it wouldn't be a missed memory now would it
Pepsi or Coke: IBC cream soda
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: What are we doing on said date?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither, its real green tea or nothing at all
Chocolate or Vanilla: he he.....no.......nope just not gonna answer
Cappuccino or Coffee: Depends on where Im going
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: fuck you
Do you Sing: Yes, yes i do, thanks for asking
Do you Shower Daily: why don't you come smell me and see
Have you Been in Love: Still am
Do you want to go to College: Already did
Do you want to get Married: Ask me on October 21st
Do you belive in yourself: Its the only thing I can believe in, everything else was created by a tricky god, YOU ARE ALL JUST FIGMENTS OF MY BRAIN
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: when I imagine Im someone else
Are you a Health Freak: You could say so
Do you get along with your Parents: depends on what we are talking about
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: um.............I play a variation on the flute, I do it quite well too
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Didn't you just ask me if i was in college?
In the past month have you Smoked: Here's an idea, check and see if I smoke at all first, k
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I refer you back to the alcohol question above
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Do you really think I'm that sad?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: This one time my cousin Walter got a cat stuck in his ass, true story, he bought it at our local mall so the whole feasco wound up on the news. It was embarassing for my relatives and all but then the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I see him at the mall the next week and he's buying another cat. So I go up to him an say, "Jesus Walt, what the hells the matter with you, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I suppose to get the gerbil out".....my cousin was a wierd guy.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: at once?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, i don't eat things with eyes
In the past month have you been on Stage: in my head probably
In the past month have you been Dumped: god I hope not
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, they frown upon that at my apartment
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: couple of hearts, couple of dollars, so maybe
Ever been Drunk: Didn't you already ask that....isnt that the same as the whole, have you been drinking in the past month. Isn't this getting sort of redundant
Ever been called a Tease: When I was a kid i was yelled at for it
Ever been Beaten up: Define, "Beaten Up"
Ever Shoplifted: once or twice
How do you want to Die: Protecting those I love most from a terror unbeknownst to the world
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Peter Pan
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy, or Japan...can I have more then one?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Medium
Height: 5'3
Weight: 108
Best Clothing Style: why would I care
Number of Drugs I have taken: legally? or illegally?
Number of CDs I own: too many to count
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 5 and counting
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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