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Crazy Bill

I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.

About Me

5ft 9in brown hair blue-green eyes size 12 shoe farmer full blown hick and redneck

My Interests

Trap shoot, Movies, T.V., 4-Wheeling, Mud bogging,
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Crazy Bill
Birthday: July 31 1987
Birthplace: Viroqua
Current Location: richland center
Eye Color: blue green
Hair Color: brown,
Height: 5ft 9in
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: norse, german, indian (as in american)
The Shoes You Wore Today: boots
Your Weakness: a pretty face and hedonism
Your Fears: spiders, spiders, and spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: meat lovers @ pizza hut
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pass all my classes
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i don't know? honestly i don't know
Thoughts First Waking Up: shit, i have to go to class
Your Best Physical Feature: people say my eyes
Your Bedtime: whenever i want to
Your Most Missed Memory: can't think of one
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: i'm working on coffee
Do you Smoke: cigars if i ever do
Do you Swear: like i have fucking tourets, bitch
Do you Sing: if im in the mood
Do you Shower Daily: i try
Have you Been in Love: yeah, but she found out i was living there
Do you want to go to College: im in college
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: very rarly do i ever
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: fuck no, hunchback of notre dame
Are you a Health Freak: christ no, what i want, when i want it
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah, but they don't want me to drink, that is getting to be a huge problem
Do you like Thunderstorms: hells yeah
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: of coarse i have you stupid bitch, i'm a drunk
In the past month have you Smoked: ...yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no, much to my growing disapointment
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i ain't eating raw fish, you crazy bitch
In the past month have you been on Stage: don't think so
In the past month have you been Dumped: couldn't have, haven't had a date in the past month
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: noone wants to see that
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: define stolen
Ever been Drunk: are you that stupid you just asked me that you dum bitch
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yes, but then i got them back
Ever Shoplifted: a few things
How do you want to Die: defending my family, country, and friends
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: superman
What country would you most like to Visit: amsterdam

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I'd like to meet:

Friends, hot senoritas

Music:

Country,Rock, Oldies

Movies:

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Television:

Scrubs, SNL, C.S.I. Miami, Lost, Simpsons, Family Guy

Books:

Sci-Fi, Fantasy

Heroes:

My Dad, Superman, The Hulk, Neo from the Matrix Wolverine(HE KICKS SO MUCH ASS)

My Blog

what the hell???

Am i really that much of a whiner, that i need to tell the whole fucking internet that i hate my life. Good god man, grow some balls. (in a high whiney voice) "I have no friends they all want my dead....
Posted by Crazy Bill on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 12:55:00 PST

If you don't like me fuck off and rot

So i'm having my dark thoughts again and i really thought that they were gone for good, but at my party that i had i relized that my life sucks and all of my "friends" hate me and most likely that the...
Posted by Crazy Bill on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 10:54:00 PST

people hate me

So people hate me and that is just fine but they hate me for the wrong reasons. The people who do hate just think that because i'm a hick, that MUST mean that i'm a racist, and a drunken jackass....
Posted by Crazy Bill on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 10:50:00 PST