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About Me

i bite my nails and my lip.im corny and sometimes a bitch but occasionally im fun, i love my mom and my dad. im extremely bored with life and truly think it has no point, this doesnt mean that im going to kill myself so dont send me any uplifting messages about how great life is. dont make me promises you cant keep. i like listening to people talk about their problems. sometimes instead of removing my old nail polish, i just paint a new color over it. i dont litter and neither should you. i think all ghetto people suck. i hate gangster rap. i stereotype sorry i just do. if you go to clubs and think your a pimp chances are that im secretly hoping that you choke on a glowstick. i hate being accused of things i didnt do. everything i need to know is probably written on my hand, ill draw you a map its easier than talking. sometimes ill say things to you that make no sense whatsoever, thats my way of humoring myself. i think tribal tattoos are lame as shit. im deathly afraid of spiders. no matter what im always poor. i watch kid shows. i fall up the stairs a lot. im really bad at initiating conversation, so i may never speak to you. ill probably forget your name. jiff reduced fat peanut butter rocks my cock. ill do a favor for almost anyone. blah blah blah

My Interests

long car rides, walks in the stockade, coffee, chocolate, smoothies, sleeping, art, things ill never forget, yoga, the beach, girls and boys, shopping, walmart, washing my hair on a weekly basis, montreal, skin and bones, tattoos, the smell of gasoline and sharpie markers, reduced fat jif peanut butter, talking crazy, being vulgar, super tough breakdowns, lesbians, tuna melts, making brownies only to eat the batter, writing about totally rad, stylish and ultra captivating people with non-shitty tattoos.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who can wrap presents as good as i can, lesbians, people who are good at art, people who are good spellers, girls because all my real girl friends are at school and boys are lame.......DO NOT add me if you think you are "gangster" or if your a 40 year old man...obviously we will have nothing in common or ....pretty much if your a guy and your a huge fag dont talk to me... unless you really are a fag then feel free because im actually a huge fan of the gay community.

Music:

old, new

Movies:

the notebook, series of unfortunate events, freeway, highway, the jacket, requiem for a dream, nightmare before xmas, blow, pretty in pink, romeo and juliet, girl interupted, alice in wonderland, any pauly shore movie, porn

Books:

the da vinci code, under the black flag.