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John

Tall. Dark. Handsome. Ivy League. And clearly compulsive liar.

About Me

I'll keep it brief. Study. Work. Play--on 4 continents and counting...I'd say I'm an interesting guy, but I imagine that genuinely interesting people have more interesting things to do than MySpace...

My Interests

Saving the world, padding résumés, traveling, history, foreign languages, mangling said foreign languages, pondering in a pretentious manner, verisimilitude, kicking ass and/or taking names, the finest boxed wines, lying about my age to authorities and women.

I'd like to meet:

I'll know it when I see it. Also, Jack Bauer.

Music:

iPod

Movies:

pretentious international/indie films that I only watch whilst wearing horn-rimmed glasses and a black turtleneck.

Heroes:

Jack Bauer. I had other heroes, but Jack Bauer killed them.