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Joseph (Where's Mary?)

'You that never done nothing, except build to destroy. You play with my world like its your little t

About Me

I'm fat, I love food, I love Guinness and I love punk rock. I play in a band called No Publicity, I live in Kincardine, I have a girlfriend called Kimberly who I love to bits. I've just finished studying music technology at college and I'm now working on the New Kincardine Bridge. I Love Football and support Celtic, but I've not really bothered about Football for a while. I write songs all the time although I only play Drums so that makes songwriting a hassle, but I do it anyway. I find it hard to describe myself. I'm kind of Jekyl and Hyde in the sense that I can be quiet and shy at times and then a total idiot. target="_blank"..

My Interests

Eating, drinking and playing with my band! I like to hang out with my mates,especially my Best mate and my girlfirend,Kim. I Like Football, I Like Climbing,even though I suck. I Like to write songs.Free mortgage advice available for all UKSex Pistols - Pretty Vacant(live 96)

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I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet anyone. Don't really care who you are. So long as your nice to me, i'll be nice to you. If your Bigoted or racist theres a good chance I'll not like you.I would really like to meet Bob Dylan. Just to be able to say hello to him would be amazing, because to me he's the greatest Songwriter of all time. I'd Love to meet NOFX because they're my one of my favourite bands. It used to say I would love to meet Stiff Little fingers here but I recently got backstage at their show in Perth and met them. I would have loved to have met Johnny,Joey or Dee Dee Ramone,Bob Marley, Joe Strummer and of course Mr Johnny cash. However sadly those guys are all enjoying a beer with god or in marleys case a joint.

Music:


Stiff Little Fingers, NoFX, The Damned, Rancid, Bad Religion, Sex Pistols, Dropkick Murphys, Anti-Flag, Flogging Molly, Lars Frederiksen & The Bastards,The Buzzcocks,The Misfits,Dead Kennedys,The Transplants,The Skids,The Who, Johnny Cash,Bob Dylan, The Doors ,The Vandals,The God Awfuls,The Clash, Nine Inch Nails,Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, U.S Bombs, The Undertones, Sham 69,The Offspring,Real McKenzies, The Ramones,Captain sensible,Bob marley,Big youth,The Proclaimers,The waterboys,The pouges,R.E.M,Big Country,Nekromantix,the cramps,Vast,pennywise,Bad Brains,Blood hound gang,steve earle,The Kinks,David Bowie,New york dolls,The Cure,Joy division.

Movies:

The Crow, The Wicker Man, Billy Madison, Any of The God father flms,Gridlocked,Man dancin',Restless natives,The Krays, The Debt collector,Walk the line,The Doors,Rob Roy,The Goodfellas,Fahrenheit 9/11,Bowling for Columbine, Qudrophenia,Trainspotting,Pulp fiction,Clerks.

Television:

Two pints of Lager and a packet of crisps,The News,The Simpsons,Blackadder,Father Ted,The Awful Truth,Ren & Stimpy

Books:

Bob Dylan- AutobiograpryJohn Lydon-No blacks,no irish,no dogs.Jake Burns and Alan parker- Stiff Little Fingers song by song.Filth- Irvine welshCash - Johnny Cash

Heroes:

Jake Burns, Fat Mike, Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Bob Dylan,Lars Fedriksen, Tim Armstrong, Captain sensible, John Lydon,Trent Reznor,Clint Eastwood (the coolest actor ever) Phil Daniels(only for Quadrophenia not eastenders.)

My Blog

Near Death Experience...........AGAIN!

Fuck me! First day of my new job I have to fill out a 'near miss' form. I started working on the new Kincardine Bridge yesterday and while myself and one of the engineers were putting marker pegs in a...
Posted by Joseph (Where's Mary?) on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 12:42:00 PST

I Miss my Vespa.

Shit! why did the wheel on my bike have to fall off when I was doin 60 miles an hour?!( No shit thats what happened! I'm lucky to be alive!) Now I'm stuck with my push bike. I have to get a bus to see...
Posted by Joseph (Where's Mary?) on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 03:27:00 PST

I WILL NOT SUPPORT ENGLAND IN THE WORLD CUP

I am sick to death of hearing this fucking bullshit about it being wrong for scots to support another team in the world cup apart from England. They've even gone as far as to say that its racists.FUCK...
Posted by Joseph (Where's Mary?) on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 12:16:00 PST

My lyrics

Sod all else to do so i'll write my lyrics here cos we don't have a page for them on www.nopublicity.co.uk  Well here goes if I remember.....Also excuse the spelling.Its shit. On top of the world...
Posted by Joseph (Where's Mary?) on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 06:57:00 PST