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Maître d'

I am here for Friends and Networking

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Depp, Tim Burton, Helena Bonham Carter, Christina Ricci, Charlize Theron (and her delicious husband: Stuart Townsend!), Sir Ian McKellen, and maybe an Oompa Loompa...
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My Blog

Hmmm...

I recently had a dream that I was a werewolf and I killed several girls that I hated in high school by throwing them off a balcony... I’m a little disturbed and, yet, slightly satisfied.
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:37:00 GMT

Alright girls, it was fun at first... But now I'm just getting angry!!

Is anyone else getting bombarded by friend requests from prostitutes and ring tone offers?  (Essentially the same thing) I thought it was cute in the beginning but now I'm in the mood for some ki...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 20:23:00 GMT

Damn you, Top Friends!

Although it amuses me to watch all of you battle to the death to see who is most worthy of my "Top Friends" spaces, I grow weary of hearing you complain...  With that stated, I will now employ a ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 17:42:00 GMT

The masses speak...

Due to a growing number of complaints about my lack of images that display my "actual face," I have been forced to surrender some of my private pics so that I may be antagonized no more...  ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:06:00 GMT