Gareth

Hello. Thanks for checking out Gareth Keenan's website. I am he.I was born 17th April, 1971. My star-sign is Aries. I had my horoscope done by my mum's friend Kath, who is an expert. She said a typical Aries isAdventurous and energetic Pioneering and courageous Enthusiastic and confident Dynamic and quick-witted This is exactly right. I am all of these things. I was a bit annoyed that she hadn't mentioned intelligence but when I asked her if Aries was intelligent she said definitely. I was embarrassed to ask if Aries are good lovers because my mum was in the room, but I know the answer is yes. If any ladies are reading, and want to find out if this is true, please email me. (If you are a bloke, please do not email me pretending to be a lady who is up for it. I'm bored of that rubbish.)I am Assistant Regional Manager at Wernham Hogg, which I personally think is the best paper merchants in Thames Valley area. If you need to buy some paper in bulk, please e-mail me. (No time wasters. I'm too busy.)My life is like Ibiza Uncut. I have been known to party until 3am and then get up at 7am to go to work WITHOUT A HANGOVER!!! (Never get hangovers, don't believe in them.) My defence, your honour, is that I have the maddest mates this side of a mental home.I am in the TA (Territorial Army).A lot of people think that those in the Territorial Army are not real soldiers. We are. We are well trained, highly disciplined fighting machines ready for war. We're just not available during the week.Other stuff about me:My Ideal WomanIf I could build my perfect woman (like in the film Weird Science) it would have:Legs : Cameron Diaz Arse : Kylie Minogue Stomach : Britney Spears Breasts : Jordan Face : Jennifer Lopez Brain : Winston ChurchillTop 5 FilmsConan The Barbarian F.X. : The Deadly Art of Illusion Kickboxer Timecop SpaceballsFavourite ActorWesley SnipesFavourite BandMike And The MechanicsFavourite AlbumsJagged Little Pill - Morrisette Greatest Hits - Queen Slippery When Wet - Bon Jovi Level Best : The Best Of Level 42 - Level 42Favourite SongsAngels - Williams Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen Another Day In Paradise - Collins Boys Of Summer -Don Henley Dreadlock Holiday -10cc It Wasn't Me - ShaggyI once met Emlyn Hughes, who is in my opinion one of the best team captains they have ever had on Question Of Sport.My ambitions :I would like to drive the hovercraft.I would like to be in the audience at a recording of Live With Chris Moyles. Just to see if he's as funny off-air as he is on.