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Mike Dorn

The only Emperor...is the Emperor of Ice Cream.

About Me


My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/4/2006
Band Website: mikedorn.com
Band Members: Mike Dorn; Acoustic guitar, vocals, some lead guitar........................................ Robin Simpson; Bass.............................................. Greg Hills: Drums.................................................. Lead guitar on many of these recordings was played by; Jay Kuehn................... Adam Thomson played lead on Duck Tape Mummies songs...........................................Charlie Monterey: sang back up vocals on some tracks...I keep changing the songs on this site, mostly nowadays, I'm just recording songs that I'm playing all the tracks; leads and back up vocals and that kind of junk. I'm just trying to keep some fun stuff up here without being too pretentious. So what are you complaining about, it's all free?!
Influences: Herman Munster, Tiny Tim, Don Knotts, The Crypt Kicker Five, Alfred E. Neuman, Dishonest John.. ( his card read, " dirty deeds done dirt cheap " when AC/DC members were about ten years old. ) POPEYE the sailor, Rod Serling, Alfred Hitchcock. Shock Theater, The Twilight Zone... Boston Blackie..( I wish I had a pencil-thin moustache, Boston Blackie style, two-tone Rickey Ricardo jacket and an autographed picture of Andy Devine) All righty then, Jimmy Buffet. Clem Cadiddlehopper. Tim Conway, Tommy Smothers, MAD Magazine. Spooky the tuff little ghost, The Cisco Kid, Sky King and Maxwell Smart.
Sounds Like: A cat caught in a blender. Now that's EMO!
Record Label: Guacamole Music
Type of Label: None

My Blog

3 Questions

Before I die I just want to know the answers to these three questions. 1. Why do men have tits? 2. When is oatmeal done? 3. Why is shit brown? (we don't eat brown food)
Posted by Mike Dorn on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 08:19:00 PST

My Top Ten Beatles Songs

  1. A Day In The Life 2. Penny Lane 3. Maxwells Silver Hammer 4. Strawberry Fields 5. Good Day Sunshine 6. Across The Universe 7. Bad Bad Le roy Brown   (just wanted to see if you were...
Posted by Mike Dorn on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 05:00:00 PST

The Founding fathers were not conservative!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeez, I'm sick of hearing these politicians say the founding fathers were conservatives. Ya freakin morons! The conservatives were the Tories! We'd still be a Brittish Colony if the conservatives had ...
Posted by Mike Dorn on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 05:18:00 PST

Bonjour

Bonjour, Comment tu- vas?  Merci pour visiter. J'espère que vous aimez ma musique. A bientot..
Posted by Mike Dorn on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 07:03:00 PST