Hmm, about me...I was born on a mountain top in the Bavarian alps. I spent most of my childhood in Tibet learning the ways of the Nepalese. I returned to my birthland when I was 15 to avoid the trappings of the Sherpa life, instead joining a monestary in Oberammergau where I also learned the art of brewing a decent beer. I got kicked out of the brotherhood at 17 for my alcoholism and tendency to streak through the cloisters, so I went to Riyadh for a couple of years to dry out. I finally learned to speak English there, and caught up on most of the formal education I had missed out on. I spent most of my money on the tutors, but I was paying the bills through a life of petty theft, which worked quite well for 3 years, until one night during a sandstorm (a Sawafi), I got turned around and so I thought it best just to park my white toyota truck and wait for things to die down, but when the wind let up I realized I was trapped right outside a police station. Well, it made it tougher for me to learn to write once I lost my right hand, but I muddled through with a couple of sturdy rubber bands. After that I was kicked out and so I headed to Guam where I trained under Cousteau (Jr) to become an underwater recovery specialist. (Oh by the way, if you are still reading this, you are sorely addicted to myspace and you really ought to seek professional counselling.) I became quite fascinated by the physics of scuba diving and devoted myself to understanding all I could. After several publications and documentaries, I was awarded an honorary BA from University of Phoenix (online). On June 24th 2005 I lost interest though, and so I retired from the underwater world and have been busking in London since then until a couple weeks ago when I moved to Florida.Ok, so it's not 100% factual, but it is based on some factual things about my life...kind of.
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