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Kimplode

it's a magical leopleurodon charlieeeeeeeeee

About Me

dreamer. thinker. planner. pessimistic idealist. artist. lactose free cheese lover. jack johnson/ben harper idolizer. free spirit. complicated mind. painter. creator. life lover. snuggle bug.

My Interests

i enjoy....being crafty (painting, drawing, photography, sculpture, photoshop, beading, collage, etc, etc, etc....), being the queen of burps, eating soft baked pretzels drizzled with butter and garlic, doing anything involving the red hot chili peppers, running, learning to play guitar, finding cheap shit to do in nyc (or anywhere for that matter), knitting, the memories that are found in old school crappy pop, bargain shopping, baking cookies, learning everything i can about buddhism, meditating my life away, having out of body experiences, being absolutely and totally rediculous, having MEANINGFUL great sex, using chopsticks, listening to THE POPCORN SONG until it makes me dizzy, eating 3 boxes of orange tic tacs at once, jamming out to funk music, taking pictures of things that make no sense, walking over bridges, driving through tunnels, wasting time on places like myspace that are making the world a better place for your everyday stalker, melting into the sand, setting the mood with lights, eating cheese, being girly all of the time, being ladylike some of the time, making insane videos of my friends and i, spending way too much time on youtube, the fuzzy feeling i get from random phone calls from people telling me that they're thinking about me, being naked, causing trouble, causing naked trouble, munching on cheese and peanut butter crackers forever and a day, doing yoga when im not too lazy, singing, sleeping, playing old school super nintendo, drinking, waking up in the arms of a lover, shopping more than i'm supposed to, drunk dialing, experimental cooking, doing things for the people i love, getting tattoed, being obsessed with everything french, licking melted peanut butter, discovering new erotic art, learning everything i can about home theatre, pondering life's unanswered questions, eating mac 'n' cheese with extra milk, collecting metrocards, finding new music that is so powerful it makes me cry, breathing in the sunshine, realizing the beauty in everyday life, embracing the people around me, being genuine, loving with every ounce of my being........shunning the non-believers

I'd like to meet:

~people that are not above eating potato chips and wiping the crumbs on their pants.
~anyone interested in collaborative painting
~photographers or makeup artists that want to pay me to be pretty.
~craig ferguson
~seth green
~carmen electra
~clarence greenwood

Music:

Listening to music i'm not in the mood for can make me angry.....Most of the lyrics i listen to are more inspiring than any self help guru ever will be....And a good enough guitar solo has the capacity make me cry....I believe that music has been one of the most influential things in making me who i am today.so.....what stirs up all these emotions??? that's easy-THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS :-Poh yeah.....ninedays, john hampson(who has the capabilities to read my mind and create songs about what he finds in there), dave navarro, capoeira music (once you get past the initial wierdness, it's actually quite beautiful), ben harper and jack johnson (my musical soul mates), jamiroquai, santana, dexter freebish, backstreet boys (ahhh....yes, i am kicking and screaming into adulthood), coldplay, bush, everclear, duncan sheik, the eels, postal service, counting crows, collective soul, sr-71, splender, white stripes, the killers, interpol, sugarcult, dishwalla, foo fighters, the used, vertical horizon, weezer, tonic, train, the black crowes, the wallflowers, poe, our lady peace, no doubt, oasis, pearl jam, blink 182, the offspring, john frusciente, audioslave, queens of the stone age, hootie and the blowfish, live, goo goo dolls, incubus, stone temple pilots, REM, blues traveler, iron & wine, smashing pumpkins, the cranberries, shawn colvin, paula cole, john mayer, shawn mullins, natalie imbruglia, jewel, dido, natalie merchant, joan osborne, erykah badu, edwin mccain, david gray, beth hart, fiona apple, toby lightman, sheryl crow, alana davis, ani difranco, nelly furtado, josh kelley, sting, the moulin rouge soundtrack, macy gray, remy shand, sade, seal, aretha franklin, tracy chapman, musiq soulchild, raphael saadiq, diana ross and the supremes, eagle eye cherry, india.arie, res, outkast, wyclef, missy elliot, the fugees, sean paul, queen, james taylor, phil collins, tom petty, john mellencamp, bon jovi, clapton, hendrix, acoustic alchemy, dire straits, james mcmurtry, mark knopfler, grateful dead, the who, louis armstrong, sinatra, tom waits, jessica simpson, pink, old school mariah carey, christina aguilera, moby, daft punk, basement jaxx, the prodigy, gorillaz, diana krall, sarah mclachlan, sarah brightman, nightwish, ben folds five, enya, craig chaquico, enigma, portishead, sneaker pimps, zero 7, morcheeba, renaissance, simply red, sigur ros, death cab, silverchair, snow patrol, Kuya Lu, thomas anderson, mirah, elliot smith, matt costa, amy winehouse, citzen cope, plumb, of montreal, the flaming lips, sprung monkey, the streets, slightly stoopid, petra haden, LCD Soundsystem, blue october, the shins, frou frou, imogen heap, Zero one and TONS MORE
Lately it's been all about plumb, ted leo, mae, regina spektor and joshua radin :)this is just a small sample of the things i have fallen in love with- lately and pretty much forever.

Movies:

anything with dominique swain, kate hudson, drew barrymore, keanu reeves, nicholas cage or john cusack in it....girl, lost and delirious, crash, john tucker must die, grandma's boy, office space, american psycho, the adventures of sebastian cole, mad love, bridget jones' diary (both, but 1 was better), the sisterhood of the traveling pants, zoolander (that hansel....is so hot right now. and forever), the italian job, finding nemo, i am sam, almost famous, slc punk, jackass 1&2, tart, 10 things i hate about you, the wedding planner, what women want, clueless, never been kissed, crazy/beautiful, drive me crazy, can't hardly wait, american pies 1,2&3, vanilla sky, lilo and stitch, harold and kumar go to white castle, running with scissors, in good company, i heart huckabees, two can play that game, garden state, bend it like beckham, bridget jones diary, juno, 27 dresses, moulin rouge, serendipity, must love dogs, how to lose a guy in 10 days, batman begins, shakespeare in love, virgin suicides, nightmare before xmas, the in crowd, monsters inc., gossip, as good as it gets, grumpy old men, in her shoes, the perfect man, mystery science theater, fight club, labyrinth, waking life and Napoleon Dynamite......basically chick flicks, action films, little kid movies, indie type things, anything with superheroes in it....just no horror please?(ps- waking life is one of the best movies ever made)

Television:

i enjoy soaking in the mindless entertainment that is: queer eye for the straight guy, will and grace, miami ink (mmm......ami....drool....)f.r.i.e.n.d.s, kim possible, sex and the city, ed,edd and eddy, the fairly oddparents, jimmy neutron:boy genius, spongebob, exposed, bromwell high (i heart british humor), true hollywood story, futurama, extreme makeover, clean house, decorating cents, how do i look?, what not to wear, family guy, aqua teen hunger force, PROJECT RUNWAY, america's next top model, fear factor, full house, pop up video, stupid reality shows, countdowns and entertainment gossipy shows on vh1 and NIP/TUCK......

Books:

running with scissors, virgin suicides, devil wears prada, why i wore lipstick to my masectomy, wacky chicks, my so called normal life, searching for the sound (my life with the grateful dead), good as any, my lush life, big trouble, wannabe, i am charlotte simmons, cat's cradle, the perks of being a wallflower, cut, speak.....anything by david sedaris, dave barry, poe, shakespeare, sophie kinsella or jennifer weiner (yes, random. i know.)
i'm too lazy to put everything, so....anything about characters that have some sort of addiction or neurosis, characters that challenge society's way of thinking and pretty much anything involving hippies.
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Heroes:

elizabeth murray, joan miro, salvador dali, marnie hart, ami james, kim possible, geralyn lucas, Nadia from american pie, kermit the frog, elton john, lisa simpson

My Blog

shit like this infuriates me......

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Posted by Kimplode on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:47:00 PST

please comment! i need constructive criticism!!

        One evening this winter I was questioning exactly what it means to be an artist, and I came across many ideas that I agree with, but the recurring theme was that ...
Posted by Kimplode on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:40:00 PST

i hate my brainnnnnnnn

i'm beginning to think that my body is slowly trying to kill me...why else would it wake me up 2 hours after taking tylenol pm? i was never a morning person, and now it's 6 am....i've been awake for a...
Posted by Kimplode on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 03:01:00 PST

life detox

things i'm doing lately: watching tv cleaning my room (without actually accomplishing anything because i have way too much shit) sitting online eating badly smoking, still being antisocial not going t...
Posted by Kimplode on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 09:33:00 PST

mush

i dont know why on earth i'm getting so retarded....i have tons of new and exciting things in my life that i should be embracing but i just can't let go of the things that are bringing me down....i sh...
Posted by Kimplode on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:56:00 PST

...

"I understand feeling as small and as insignificant as humanly possible. And how it can actually ache in places you didn't know you had inside you. And it doesn't matter how many new haircuts you get,...
Posted by Kimplode on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 05:44:00 PST

what are you hiding under those pigtails?

What Are You Hiding Under Those Pigtails? The New York City Hipster and the Peter Pan Syndrome ...
Posted by Kimplode on Wed, 02 May 2007 06:20:00 PST

wow.....5 parts ego????

 How to make a KimIngredients:1 part friendliness1 part self-sufficiency5 parts egoMethod:Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add emotion to taste! Do not overindulge!Username:P...
Posted by Kimplode on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:55:00 PST

random thoughts....

(very) random thoughts.who came up with the idea for peanut butter on cheese crackers? i mean, it tastes good.....but does anyone EVER make peanut butter and cheese sandwiches? who are these people?al...
Posted by Kimplode on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:35:00 PST

random quizzes

My score on The 3 Variable Funny Test:style="font-size:18pt;font-weight:bold;">the Idiot Savant/>style="font-size:12pt">((42% dark, 57% spontaneous, 63% vulgar))/>your humor style:VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS...
Posted by Kimplode on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 04:33:00 PST