Osama bin Laden eating lunch at a NYC diner counter, so I can beat his ass and collect a $25 million reward.
Curt Schilling tied to a tree, with his ankle dangling perilously close to a wood chipper.
Stacy Keibler perusing the porn section of my video rental store.
Britney Spears after she divorces K-Fed and is looking for another man to sit on his ass and spend her money.